Hunter Thompson for president in 2004
Hunter Thompson for president in 2004
He never claimed to be anything but a nice guy and an athlete… And now Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is finally back on ESPN Page 2 after his summer vacation:
This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed — for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won’t hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.
Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job — armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
Yes, indeed. I think it’s time I pack up my wife and dogs and move to Woody Creek and start my own compound. Weekly updates from this political guru are not nearly enough to keep me fixed up. I need a fat shot of HST!
Phil Wise
3905 days ago
I’m packing my Wagoneer with guns and whsikey and heading to The Compound. See you there.
Mixmaster Shecky
3904 days ago
Me, I’m going to buy pounds and pounds of crack cocaine so I’ll be able to hire soldiers. With no more drug labs, that stuff will be worth more than gold! I’ll run the Bartertown of the future! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Scotty5000
3901 days ago
Don’t forget to pack your vinyl Yes collection.he he he he heScotty
Jake
3900 days ago
HST’s latest update:
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/thompson/010918.html
Dr. Kane X. Faucher
3498 days ago
Jesus, for sure. I’ve been following the good doctor for years, and I would have to say with full endorsement that HST should be placed within the gilded office. And I’m a philosophy creature and fiction writer from Canada who finds a country that voted President Budweiser into office a horrifying place to live.
cricket
3389 days ago
Let’s do a Hunter S Thompson for president, Robert Hunter for vice president?
Tuan Onan
3254 days ago
Dr.X (above) and Dr Thompson get MY kudos…If Hunter doesn’t respond to my letters, offering my technical services, in any capacity, then I am off to Canada, namely, Vancouver, BC, to start an expat life of socialism…I don’t quite feel like being a target anymore, as Dubya has forced my hand, I have to choose…Selah, Nano…