Note to the Government Hacks who have been sniffing around GLONO: Buzz Off!

October 22, 2001 9 Comments by Derek Phillips

Note to the Government Hacks who have been sniffing around GLONO: Buzz Off!

9 Comments

  1. sab
    3866 days ago

    Yes, we are reactionary and proud of it!

  2. Jake
    3866 days ago

    In case people are wondering what Phil is talking about, our access logs have indicated some that someone from treas.gov (Department of Treasury) recently stumbled upon Glorious Noise while searching Google for “ripping lp to mp3″ and someone from goa.gov (General Accounting Office) got here after searching for “the strokes mp3.” We’re not really sure whether the Man is trying to keep an eye on sites distributing this information, or if it’s just some lackey intern rocking out on the Taxpayer’s dime. But conspiracy theories are welcome… Bring them on!

  3. sarah and eleanor
    3865 days ago

    My theory is that it’s someone who works the government who also happens to be into music. I think you are being unfair calling them “government hacks” — though perhaps just joking around! :)

  4. Phil Wise
    3865 days ago

    Nope, They’re up to something. They want to track us and our thoughts. I have made a tinfoil hat to keep Them from prying into my thoughts and stealing my patents. I suggest, for the good of the Nation and all that is right, that you also affix the foil hat to your dome. You have no idea what They’re like.

  5. sarah and eleanor
    3865 days ago

    yeah, those guys from the departments of accounting and the treasury are definitely tracking our thoughts. I would be more worried about a couple of girls from psychiatry.

  6. WiLLeM
    3864 days ago

    “our access logs have indicated some that someone from treas.gov (Department of Treasury) recently stumbled upon Glorious Noise while searching Google for “ripping lp to mp3″ and someone from goa.gov (General Accounting Office) got here after searching for “the strokes mp3.” -who’s trackin’ who?

  7. Jake
    3864 days ago

    Ha. Good point,WiLLeM. I’ve been working on a Glorious Noise privacy statement. Basically, we use the traffic stats from http://www.thecounter.com and http://www.stats4all.com . You can see what kind of info is available: OS, browser, referrer, IP address, screen resolution, etc.Jake

  8. Phil Wise
    3864 days ago

    The GAO is probably some yuck on an internship, but Dept. of Treasury? Hell, that could be anyone and my patents aren’t safe until they’re stopped. We can throw them off by cooking a steak in the microwave until it explodes. The heat and smell of burning flesh usually confuses them for an hour or so. Don thy tinfoil hat!

  9. Courtney (Not Blair)
    3858 days ago

    everyone just calm down.

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