GLONO MERCH!
Okay, we’ve got an exciting announcement: you can now buy Glorious Noise merchandise. And not just t-shirts, but all kinds of crazy shit. Awww yeah, you know you want one. We’ve even got baby doll tees for the ladies, mugs for the caffeine addicts, and mousepads for all the geeks (like me). And lots more. And everything features the super cool graphics created by our own Patrick LaPenna. So buy them. Sure, with shipping they’re a little pricey, but they arrive quickly and just look so damn cool! Check it out.

Scotty5000
3695 days ago
How fucking cool!I want the mini b-ball hoop and boxers.
d. phillips
3695 days ago
I got the long sleeve shirt and the mug already. Nice. This some bad-assed gear.
Helen
3694 days ago
That’s some cool shit! I got a baby doll t-shirt…but I may have to get one of those basketball goals too…
Jake
3694 days ago
Thanks, Helen. We appreciate your support!
Helen
3694 days ago
Of course! I’ll wear it with pride! And, great advertising — a lot of guys checking out my chest, you know…
Proptronics
3694 days ago
I think Helen should be required to send in photos of her advertising .
guido valentine
3694 days ago
remember kids, it’s not selling out, it’s buying in.
Mixmaster Shecky
3694 days ago
Yeah I got mine – it’s so hard to come by genuinely cool tees anymore.
d. phillips
3694 days ago
Exactly, Guido. I hope to see you sportin’ your GLONO wear soon!
madness
3694 days ago
Is the sweatshirt grey? or white?
d. phillips
3694 days ago
The sweatshirt is grey. The long-sleeved shirt is white.
Proptronics
3691 days ago
Will you be doing the GloNo Team Member trading cards again this year? I hear last year’s Pat LaPenna rookie card is going for a boatload on eBay.
Helen
3688 days ago
My GloNo shirt came yesterday! So cool!
Jake
3688 days ago
So how’s it look, Helen? Are you pleased with the quality?From CafePress (the manufacturer):Your complete satisfaction is very important to us! If for some reason you do not like your merchandise, you can return it for a full refund (excluding shipping charges). We will even refund shipping charges if the return is a result of our error. This 100% satisfaction guarantee is good for 30 days.
Helen
3688 days ago
Well it looks pretty damn good, but the quality sucks