White Stripes Divorce Certificate
We told you it was coming, so here it is: Jack and Meg’s 2000 divorce certificate. This whole thing has been pretty silly, and while it’s been fun getting one or two high-profile links, we hope some of you newbies will stick around while we get back to doing what we’ve been doing all along… If not, thanks anyway for stopping by!
Got a couple of new items in the merch store: a Glorious Noise wall clock and a Glorious Noise flying disc (a/k/a Frisbee for all you non-stoners). The product is the hero! We’ve got lots of shit you want.

Jake
3532 days ago
White Stripes discussion here: http://www.gloriousnoise.com/arch/000410.php#comments
Anasa
3530 days ago
I feel silly adding to this, but it is funny. Why is this dude listed asGillis on his marriage license and White on his divorce papers? He tookhis wife’s name? That’s a first.
d. phillips
3530 days ago
Indeed he did. John Gillis took Meg’s last name. You have to admit that Jack White sounds a little cooler than John Gillis, eh?
nicole
3322 days ago
they’er not husband and wife or ex they’er brother a sister. How in the fuck could they look so much alike and i aint talkin bout the hair!!!!
grerma
3285 days ago
I don’t see the big deal. So What if they are ex-husbeand and wife, or brother and sister. To me all that matters is the they are jack and meg white, The White Stripes, The coolest band around.And i think that’s all any one else should care about!
gerema
3285 days ago
I forgot to add one thing…who in their right mind would devorce jack?? sorry but he’s Sexy!!!
Nicollette
3274 days ago
You shouldn’t put this on the internet it’s none of your business
Nicollette
3274 days ago
You shouldn’t put this on the internet it’s none of your business
lighten-up
60 days ago
Here’s a direct link to the divorce certificate: http://gloriousnoise.com/files/whitestripes2.gif