Wisdom of Jessica Simpson

October 6, 2003 11 Comments by Jake Brown

Wisdom of Jessica Simpson – great quotes.

11 Comments

  1. merv
    3047 days ago

    Man, that is some funny shit. Stupid people are so FUNNY!

  2. natehate
    3047 days ago

    “its not stink” whatever, i imagine her pampered little ass takes some nasty runny shits.

  3. Billy Green
    3046 days ago

    She does not know what a mop is. What a nazi.

  4. merv
    3045 days ago

    Can you imagine having a wife like that? And not being able to legally justify punching her? I’m sorry, but I’d be divorced in a week. Even though she’s attractive, I guess, she probably withholds sex anyway.

  5. Derek Phillips
    3045 days ago

    I actually saw a couple episodes of this show and felt genuine pitty for Nick Lachey. But here’s a funny bit of dialog:

    Nick: That’s why I don’t keep a gun in the house. I’d end up shooting myself.

    Nick’s Brother: Why would you shoot YOURSELF?

  6. Marvin
    3045 days ago

    I too saw an episode of this program and felt bad for the husband pop star. He seems grounded, and she…damn, she jus nuts.

  7. Billy Green
    3044 days ago

    don’t ask Jessica Simpson to mop up something because she does not know what a mop is. nazi.

  8. matthew
    2814 days ago

    i saw the episode when the jessica did that. i would literly get pissed at her. my x emily acted allot like her. i thought is was funny at first than she broke my toilet”get what i mean

  9. Nicole
    2799 days ago

    I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON. SHE IS YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, AND EXTREMELY TALENTED. I HAVE WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF NEWLYWEDS AND I AM ATTENDING MY 2ND JESSICA SIMPSON CONCERT THIS SUMMER. JESSICA SIMPSON IS MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY, I LOVE HER, AND THINK YOU ALL ARE CRAZY.

  10. Nicole
    2799 days ago

    I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON. SHE IS YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, AND EXTREMELY TALENTED. I HAVE WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF NEWLYWEDS AND I AM ATTENDING MY 2ND JESSICA SIMPSON CONCERT THIS SUMMER. JESSICA SIMPSON IS MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY, I LOVE HER, AND THINK YOU ALL ARE CRAZY.

  11. bernice
    2689 days ago

    im from england and love the show. Jess and nick are great together. She is so funny and loveable, and that husbamd of hers loves her alot.

    i HOPE THEY LAST FOR MANY MANY YEARS TO COME.

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