Benchley: Benchley Athletic

November 17, 2004 5 Comments by Jake Brown

The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: Benchley Athletic – Prepare for total catastrophe as the singer in the band who’s dating the co-worker starts fucking the band’s drummer on the side…and working out at a gym.


Update: Rock Star Gary Benchley’s True Identity Revealed!

5 Comments

  1. Johnny Loftus
    2639 days ago

    I totally predicted Benchley hooking up with Katherine. Shit, his stories might be better than the “OC”. Right, f*ckglono?

    http://www.gloriousnoise.com/arch/001400_benchley.php

    JTL

  2. Coopstar
    2639 days ago

    Nice Mr. Loftus. You were right about Katherine.

  3. dieblucasdie
    2639 days ago

    Hey you totally lied in the link title. No fucking yet. Plus he says that Katherine isn’t “conventionally pretty” which is code for hideously, hideously ugly.

  4. Jake
    2639 days ago

    You still gotta prepare, yo.

  5. steve-o
    2638 days ago

    No “unconventionally pretty,” while kind of a stretch, I don’t see it being that bad. Not in the way of a girl being introduced as “oh, she’s….nice.”

    But I would warn Benchley against hooking up with bandmates. Didn’t we learn anything from Fleetwood Mac? This spells bad news.

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