What’s Guv Got to do With It?

Fuck it, it's Valentine's DayNow, usually we don’t do this, but it’s the freakin’ Valentine’s Day weekend, so go ahead and run your hands through the GloNo ‘fro.

Update: You can get Eamon’s album and Frankee’s album too now. You know you want it, dog.


Washington DC still buzzes with the hubbub (hubboob?) over Janet and Justin’s winking wardrobe malfunction act. Inside a stuffy congressional conference room, uptight white people out-moralize each other with high horse personal vignettes about the obliteration of their Norman Rockwell home lives by the pure evil prurience of Viacom’s boob tube. Self-righteous Neocons are convinced of a homosexual cabal, coming like scud in un-bloused work boots to ensnare the sanctity of marriage in a net made from mesh tank tops. And somewhere, in a church basement adorned with misguided renderings of a good looking blue-eyed Jesus, a modern-day Carry Nation gathers her army of teetotalers, prepared to wage a war on fun.

Where’s the love y’all?

Last year around this time, Glorious Noise wondered whether 2003 would be the year junk broke. And well, it didn’t. The Hedgehog’s still hanging with Tammy Faye on the WB, and sex tapes have become official currency for obtainment of celebrity. But all this Puritanical sputtering is pretty puzzling, because from the view out Jake Brown’s corner office window, GloNo can see that the bad stuff has largely stayed in its digitized holding pattern. The tease is still the real money shot in 2004, and that makes Valentine’s Day safe for the USA leather jacket’d couple shopping at Wal-Mart for Precious Moments, right?

Well, as Dave Chappelle would say, “Wrong, bitches!”

“Fuck what I said, it don’t mean shit now / Fuck the presents might as well throw ’em out / Fuck all those kisses / They didn’t mean jack / Fuck you, you ho / I don’t want you back”

Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you backAfter twelve weeks on Billboard’s Hot 100, “Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)” (listen to the song here), Staten Island-based R&B guy Eamon’s sailor-mouthed kiss-off to his two-timing old lady, has climbed to #16 on the charts, winning “Greatest Gainer/Sales” honors in the latest chart posting. It fits into the current mainstream R&B trend toward sparer arrangements with increased vocal presence; indeed, Last summer Amanda Perez broke through with the slight urban lilt of “Angel,” while the hook to Baby Bash‘s more recent “Suga Suga” is a soothing, almost mournful loop of tasteful jazz guitar. “Fuck It” deconstructs the formula even further, reducing the instrumentation to a halting, clicking beat and a slowly building synth line. And then there are those lyrics, and Eamon’s nasally doo-wop warble. He sounds like a Frankie J impersonator singing over Biz Markie’s rejected backing tracks. Still, despite its lo-fi R&B plod, the strangest thing about “Fuck It” is how it sounds on the radio:

“F___ what I said, it don’t mean s___ now / F___ the presents might as well throw ’em out / F___ all those kisses / They didn’t mean jack / F___ you, you h_, I don’t want you back”

It’s Monday morning on I-295, and John Ashcroft spits steaming hot coffee all over his new suit.

“Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)” is novelty at best. It’s unlikely that additional singles from Eamon’s Jive debut – perhaps “I Love Them Ho’s (Ho-Wop),” or the emphatic “Get Off My Dick!” – will be able to sustain him. But amongst the recent clamor for purity, howabout giving the kid some love for even getting it on the radio? And amidst the pink satin and teddy bears of Valentine’s Day no less! The prurience meter in the GloNo breakroom is all out of wack, what with the Prez laying waste to legions of heathens with his flaming sword of sanctity. Who rules 2004? The prudes or the panty raiders? We’ll see. But in the meantime, we’ll take you out with a lovely Valentine inscription idea from Eamon himself.

“You thought you could keep this shit from me / You’re burned bitch / I heard the story / You played me / You even gave him head / Now you’re askin’ for me back / You’re just another hack…”

Love always,

JTL

PS – Valentine’s Heart images creating using the totally fun Acme Heart Maker. Via Edith Frost.

31 thoughts on “What’s Guv Got to do With It?”

  1. “Ho-Wop”? That’s freakin’ transcendent. Seems there could be a pronunciation dilemma with the beginning, though – would it be “hoo” for the rhyming or “ho” for the accuracy?

    Oh, and those hearts made my morning!

  2. I saw the song listed in top 10 of a newspaper this morning. It was hilarious because the song was listed as:

    “(expletive) it (I don’t want you back)”

  3. I loved this song. But what I loved better was the version someone made of the supposed “ex-girlfriend” singing the same tune but different words: “Fuck all the presents I threw them all out/ Fuck all the crying it didn’t mean jack/ Fuck You Right Back.” Unfortunatly I haven’t been able to find who sings the song or the song lyrics anywhere. I just happened to hear it on the radio at work. Thought some people might be interested.

  4. I heard the response song from the “ex-girlfriend” on the radio too and loved it. Please someone write if you know the title or who sings it!

  5. the only info i heard on the rebuttle song is titled “fuck you right back” the artist is frankie i don’t know how right that is but that’s how there introducing it on the radio (minus the “uck” part of the first word of coarse)

  6. The rebuttal song is “F— You Right Back” by Frankee (with two e’s instead of ie). That song is the number one song on 103.5 FM here in Chicago IL.

  7. The URL above doesn’t work. Anybody else know a site that WORKS where I can find the lyrics to Frankee’s song?

  8. This is judt getting ridicolous already! I have been looking for this song for 2 weeks now and NOTHING! NADA! I hear it all the time on the radio “F— what I did, it dont mean shyt now. Fawk the presents, I threw them all out. Fawk all your cryin, it didnt mean jack, well guess what yo, your sex was wack…..” PERFECT LYRICS butttttt WHERE IS THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Lyrics:

    Oh oh

    oooh

    no no no

    (You know there’s two sides to every story)

    See I don’t know why you cryin’ like a bitch

    talkin’ shit like a snitch

    why you write a song ’bout me

    if you really didn’t care

    you wouldn’t wanna share

    tellin’ everybody just how you feel

    CHORUS

    fuck What I did, was your fault somehow

    fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out

    don’t go cryin’ you didn’t mean jack

    well guess what yo, fuck you right back

    What I did was your fault somehow

    the presents,I threw all that shit out

    don’t go cryin’ you didn’t mean jack

    well guess what your,fuck you right back

    You thought you could really make me moan

    I had better sex all along (ha ha ha ha)

    I had to do your friend

    now you want me to come back

    you must be smokin’ crack

    Im goin’ else where and thats a fact

    Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud

    fuck it,I faked it,i’ll rent you out

    fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back

    well guess what your,your sex was wack

    Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud

    fuck it,I faked it,i’ll rent you out

    fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back

    well guess what your,your sex was wack

    whoa whoa

    uh uh yea

    whoa whoa

    uh uh yea

    whoa whoa

    uh uh yea

    whoa whoa

    uh uh yea

    You questioned did I care

    maybe I would howl if you wanna come to me

    now it’s over

    but I do admit i’m glad I didn’t catch your crabs

    I can’t swear bad cause I got to go

    CHORUS

    fuck What I did, was your fault somehow

    fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out

    don’t go cryin’ you didn’t mean jack

    well guess what yo, fuck you right back

  10. The song is by a girl named Frankee. It is played on 103.5 in Chicago all the time. In fact it is the number one song. You cant find the lyrics anywhere for some reason, but what I do know is that her CD is coming out in early April. Its called fuck you right back (F.U.R.B.) by Frankee. It goes something like this:

    Noooo

    Oooooooooo

    Noo noo noo nooo

    (You know there are two sides to every story)

    See I dont know why

    Your cryin like a bitch

    talking shit like a snitch

    who are you

    to write a song about me

    if you really didnt care

    you wouldnt wanna share

    tellin everybody just how u feel

    fuck what i did

    was ur fault somehow

    fuck the presents

    i threw all that shit out

    fuck all the crying

    it didnt mean jack

    well guess what you prick

    Fuck you right back

    fuck what i did

    was ur fault somehow

    fuck all the presents

    i threw all that shit out

    fuck all the crying

    it didnt mean jack

    well guess what you prick

    Fuck you right back

    You thought you could

    really make me moan

    i had better sex alone

    i had to

    to do ur friend

    now you want me to come back

    you must be smokin crack

    im goin elsewhere

    and thats a fact

    fuck all those nights i realed out

    fuck it i faked it offered you out

    fuck all those nights

    you thought you broke my back

    well guess what joe

    your sex was whack

    fuck all those nights i realed out

    fuck it i faked it offered you out

    fuck all those nights

    you thought you broke my back

    well guess what joe

    your sex was whack

    you questioned

    did i care

    maybe i would have

    if you woulda not gone mad

    now its over

    but i do admit im glad

    i didnt catch ur crabs

    i cant sweat that

    cuz ive got to go

    fuck what i did

    was ur fault somehow

    fuck the presents

    i threw all that shit out

    fuck all the crying

    it didnt mean jack

    well guess what you prick

    fuck you right back

    o oooo oooo ooo uh uh ya

    ooooo oooo ooooo uh uh ya

    oo ooooooo ooooo o uh uh ya

    oo ooooo ooo oooo uh uh ya

    (You made me do this)

  11. I do however have to make a correction since I am a lyric princess! hehe…. The correct lyric for the faking it lyric is ::F— all those nights, I moaned real loud, f— it I faked it, Aren’t you PROUD::hehehe I like the way she thinks!

  12. Does ne1 in here have an unedited version of this song cuz all of the 1’s i found are edited (extra clean)

  13. Hey I can’t find the song ‘Fuck You Right Back’ by Frankee, to download. Anybody know where I can find it!?

  14. if any one knows where i can download this song f*c* you right back by frankee please let me know i have been trying to find it forever. thanks, jade

  15. omg! i thought Emons verson was good, when i saw the lyrics to Frankees ‘Fuck You Right Back’ i thought ‘go gurl!!’ im not sure if its really her but whoever it is i think shes got a great mind! if you want the lyrics its not that hard just go to google.com and type in Frankee ‘Fuck You Right Back’. does anyone know where i can here the song? blieve it or not i havent herd it yet! thanx!

  16. “whoever it is i think shes got a great mind”

    bwahahahahaha…. Hey, I can re-write lyrics and record “Stairway to Heaven”. Guess I’d have a great mind as well, lol.

    Both songs are a trip, that’s for sure.

  17. Great track, but I think she kind of just loses integrity by saying “fuck what I did / was your fault somehow.” Just proves when the girl does something wrong in a relationship, it’s always the guy’s fault somehow, and now there’s going to be an army of 14-25 year old females that think it’s alright to do messed up things (as noted in Eamon’s song), and everything will be alright by telling the entire world their ex-boyfriend’s sex was wack. :) Just my two cents.

  18. Fuck you right back sounds like shit. Her voice sounds like ass. Her lyrics sucks dick. she sucks dick. She admit to fucking eamons friend too…..haaaaaaa wut a slut. “Well, guess what yo???” that line sounds like shit. Like she said, he must be on crack if he wants her back.

  19. you know what hesham the only fuckin reason why you don’t like that song is because yo girl must’ve cheated oin you

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