Jordan Catalano Beats Up Blogger

October 26, 2006 4 Comments by Jake Brown

This is great. Jered Leto Attacks Stereogum!

• Jared, perhaps having made the realization he’s actually among the blog scum he so loathes, firmly grabs Stereogum’s arm and begins loudly expressing his displeasure with the question.

• Sensing that the eyeliner-wearing rock goddess might be in danger, a nearby security monkey grabs Stereogum, erases all the data in his camera, and forcibly removes him from the entire venue, severly injuring his left ring finger – his BLOGGING FINGER – in the process.

Can you think of anything nerdier than a c-list TV has-been turned Hot Topix “rockstar” siccing his goons on a blogger? Where’s that insulting puppet dog when you need him?

Via percolator, who recently pointed out that the Gum’s been bought.

4 Comments

  1. steve-o
    1931 days ago

    Hah, the best scene in fight club was when Ed Norton beat all holy hell out of Leto.

  2. Tim
    1931 days ago

    I love the last line…

    “thank god he can still type “Jared Leto” and “Total Douche”.”

  3. Jake
    1928 days ago

    Confirmation of the Gum buyout from the NY Post:

    Armed with new money from both Pittman and Hirschhorn, Stereogum, already singled out by everyone from Entertainment Weekly to The Wall Street Journal as one of the best music resources on the Web, plans to add more writers and go “deeper and narrower” with its indy-rock music coverage.

    Lapatine will retain creative control and an equity stake in Stereogum, with Pittman and Hirschhorn taking what the source described as more than minority positions.

    First thing to spend money on: lawsuit against Leto.

  4. Tom4
    1926 days ago

    For the record, in case anyone is interested: I’m willing to sell The Out Route. And I won’t be pesky and ask for control or anything. Just give me the money and I’ll disappear.

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