Zach Braff’s 10 Easy Tips for Filmwriting
Zach Braff’s 10 Easy Tips for Writing Films About Twenty-Somethings®:
3. The perfect catalyst for change should come in the form of a small, perky, impossibly cute, dark-haired Jewess, who, for some inexplicable reason, is deeply attracted to the protagonist, despite the fact that his personality is about as exciting as a soggy peanut butter sandwich.
Incredible that he never even has to mention the soundtracks…
Tom4
1930 days ago
That’s pretty amazing. I haven’t seen The Last Kiss, and I admittedly liked Garden State when I first saw it. But that movie has gotten more and more obnoxious each time I’m forced to watch it.
Jake
1930 days ago
I’ve only seen Garden State once, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Haven’t seen the new one, but I hear you see Summer’s boobies…
Tom4
1930 days ago
Unfortunately, not true:
“Actress Rachel Bilson refused to strip off for raunchy scenes in new movie The Last Kiss, forcing studio bosses to call in a body double. The 24-year-old star of hit TV show The OC baulked at the steamy scenes with Scrubds star Zach Braff, and even though she was keen to impress in her big-screen debut, she stood her ground. She says, “It’s not normal to make out with a guy in front of the camera. you can’t think about it too much or you might get too nervous and Lord knows what would happen. “I said no. I feel really strong about that.”
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/rachel-bilson/rachel-bilson-is-not-getting-naked-001625
It’s sad that I googled it as soon as you mentioned the possibility. But whatever: I like Rachel Bilson, and I like boobies. Sue me.
Jake
1930 days ago
Body doubles should be illegal. That is just blatant false advertising, misrepresentation, and straight up motherfucking FRAUD! Boo.
Derek Phillipsillips
1930 days ago
I am crushed!
thinsafetypin
1929 days ago
1. that post was mildly funny, in the way that making fun of celine dion is mildly funny. not that i think braff sucks like dion, but they are similarly easy targets.
2. the indier-than-thou comments made me throw up in my mouth a little.
3. except for the one that said “lollerblading.” that one was mildly funny in the way that poop jokes are mildly funny.
4. i actually think poop jokes are generally riotous, but “lollerblading,” not so much.