Last year, shortly after her 16-year-old daughter got knocked up, Lynne Spears lost her book deal. Well, it looks like the deal is back on, since Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is due next week from Christian publisher Thomas Nelson.
Originally titled Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World and described by the publisher as “a parenting book that’s going to have faith elements to it,” it had been set for publication on Mother’s Day, 2008. Retitled and appended to include Jamie Lynn‘s pregnancy, it’s sure to contain lots of helpful advice for new parents.
The AP obtained an early copy. MTV sums it up.
The Sun has some shocking details (Sex at 14! Cocaine at 16!), but the publisher denies them and clarifies that Through the Storm “is not a ‘tell all book’ nor a parenting book.” Uh huh.
I know Britney spilled a couple of pups. But I’d still eat refried beans out of her crack. I do it with my old lady all the time and her beaver is way sloppier. … as far as I can tell anyway from them pictures on the internet of Britney with no panties on. Eat pussy and live longer. Stick some refried beans in there and live twice as long!
Oh Redbeard, you rascal!
Wise words my friend!