Greg Allman Sidelined

The Allman Brothers Band are being forced to cancel a number of upcoming shows due to Greg Allman’s need to treat hepatitis c. Shows in Florida and their annual run of shows at Manhattan’s Beacon Theater have all been shelved, according to drummer Butch Trucks.

Greg should get in touch with Keith Richards, who told a GQ writer in the April 2008 edition that he cured himself of hep c “just by being myself.”

Another gem from the interview:

At Mick’s gayest, how gay was he?

It was camp.

Camp?

Yeah. It was all… I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the shitter.

Not even Bowie?

No. I mean, dickering and dangling… I’m not there watching it every day. You know what I mean, mate? But there was, at the time, a load of excruciatingly painful campness that went on.

God bless ya, Keef!

5 thoughts on “Greg Allman Sidelined”

  1. Excuse any typos cuz I just shaved my lady bits and I’m itchier than an albino in a stack of hay. Craig and Keith both seem to me like they’d be smelly. But I’d marry their asses to stay home in the mansion and watch my stories all live long day.

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