“Let’s see. . .IMG”—that’s IMG Sports & Entertainment, which participates in “product and brand licensing; consulting services; event ownership and management; collegiate marketing, media, and licensing; fashion events and models representation; golf course design; and client representation in golf, tennis, broadcasting, speakers, European football, rugby, cricket, motor sports, coaching, Olympic and action sports”—”represents Tiger Woods, Eli and Peyton Manning, Venus Williams, Jeff Gordon, and. . .Stevie Van Zandt.”

So says Steven Van Zandt, who, according to the IMG bio, “is a musician, songwriter, arranger, record producer, actor, human rights activist, and radio disc jockey.” And can we now add corporate flack?