Former Chicago Reader pop critic Bill Wyman has collected three pages of R. Kelly SexFacts™! on his blog, Hitsville, documenting eleven separate allegations of sex with underage girls.
I’m like, so what? I’m drunk. It’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m about to have me some fun.
[Updated with working links from the Web Archive since hitsville.org has been taken over by what appears to be a content spammer. Also, for what it’s worth, I regret being so flip about these serious allegations. -Jake, 11/21/2014.]