Here’s what’s more annoying: Generations of people have fought for your right to vote. They have died for it. Their kids did not get to see them step off the plane and into welcoming arms. Their spouses did not get to finally have a morning where the doorbell ringing sent them into a panic. Their parents didn’t get to see them grow into the better versions of themselves. They died and they are still dying.
The least you can do is show your thanks by exercising your right to be heard.
And because we at GLONO have never, ever pretended to be objective: Vote Democratic. We know you, we know you have good taste and a good head on your shoulders. Don’t tell us you’ve been hoodwinked by a “severe conservative” who can now magically bring the parties together for “real change on Day One.” We don’t believe it.
- We KNOW you love your moms and sisters and wives and daughters and want as much opportunity for them as your dads and brothers and husbands and sons enjoy.
- We know you know gay people and know they are just like you.
- We know you think it’s crazy that people can buy elections (prove them wrong).
- We know you don’t really believe people who are sick should also be bankrupt.
- We know you don’t think teachers and firemen are the source of our sluggish economic recovery.
- We know that you don’t expect a president—any president—to solve all your problems but can recognize the difference between competent government and an ideology that doesn’t think such a thing is possible.
- We know you expect more but also know when you’re being sold a bill of goods.
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God Bless America.