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Dreamin wrote: Kinda like having sex with a dwarf when you're drunk.

Having sex with a dwarf while while you're drunk is kinda like a Bruce Springsteen concert. It's really long.. It's not that good..But WOW!
What energy!

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D. Phillips wrote:I fully encourage this post count competition. Go go go!

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If we're taking special requests, can I be a "Glomongoloid?" You guys really should be taking bribes for this... I cannot laugh at this. The Bride of Sven told me that yesterday one of her friends complained about an incident at our Christmas party in 2006. Apparently this woman has a cha...

Some tend to believe that the more REGISTERED users you have for any medium(card clubs,prize clubs etc,) the more appealing you are to advertisers. I'm not talking about revealing or selling e-mail addresses but just plain numbers of registered users.. I don't know if I necessarily agree with this 1...

[ There's nothing preventing people from entering eat@me.com as their email address... So you don't verify e-mail addresses as legitimate? Is registration mainly a tool for ad sales? I know it's important to show potential advertisers concrete date. "Here as you can see we have this many regis...

Couldn't the drop from 2004 to 2005 be directly attributed to registration?

Seems like the 40-ish members hang around. It's the whipper snappers who disappear. This board may be a bit too smart for the under 27 demo, a generation that for the most part has no grasp of irony and sarcasm. Or maybe the youngin's are just flighty and move around more. My suggestions to put more...

Glonosaurus Rex

Glodiator

Schlomo Glonostein

Glonosapien

Glozilla

Non-Perishable Food Item---which would suck if they died

Fester Von Zesterberg's slutty mom Lita took over his account when he was mauled to death by grizzlies. Hhave any other registered users died?
Lotsa glonos who died..died

2 more posts and I surpass Trainwreck 2. who listed his location as "Not Sweden Like Some Losers Here" in response to the original broken English Swedish Sven. I just discovered this feature...

http://www.gloriousnoise.com/bb/memberlist.php

I started drinking Stella Artois at 10:30AM EST for a nice day of fishing today. (it was the only decent thing they had chilled but I was horrified to later find out it only got a 77 on beeradvocate.com) After about 8 STELLAS and a 12 ounce glass of wine with lunch I wrote that beautiful piece this...