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I cannot laugh at this... Then consider it a nod to Devo. And from that, consider it a song that praises the working proletariat. For the rest of the posters, it reflects how I'm retarded for GloNo...Or that the sheer number of posts I make here is an incredibly stupid waste of time. That's 1498, b...

If we're taking special requests, can I be a "Glomongoloid?"
You guys really should be taking bribes for this...

Glonosaurus Rex Have any other registered users died? Lotsa glonos who died..died I always wondered about thinsafetypin. Hope he's ok. I used to enjoy nobodygirl's manic posts, too. There seemed to be some tension between her and Hebrew Hammer's original forrays on these boards. I think swear words...

LionIndex wrote:I've always thought the personal titles were more amusing, like for Chris G, Hebrew Hammer, G5 and others.

I agree. Sticky totally deserves that cocksmith title.

Do whatever you can to get in the top ten.
I've made it my goal now to try and get past G5A.

At the risk of sounding like a cock sucking contributor, I'm not getting worked up about the lack of activity on these boards. As much as I like busting Sven's balls and appreciate his concern, it's a fucking message board, for Christsakes. I get more concerned when the front page isn't updated, bec...

the horror.

VH1 Classic recently aired a show in Texas from the Love Gun tour in '78. It was awful. It was entertaining. It was obvious that the band is a serious one trick pony, make up or not, that has barely changed an inch in over thirty years. But that's it, isn't it? If it ain't broke, and if it's making ...

I'm crying right now because I didn't think of the name Gay Baby first.

Lord knows when I think of metal, the first person I think of is Desmond Child.