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by Fester Von Zesterberg
Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:15 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: GloNo Beats Joke to Death
Replies: 91
Views: 26130

worpswede wrote:What amighty said. Plus, we don't want bullies like Chris G or Sugarcubes on the front page because they'll just chase away all the advertisers with their incessant hatred of women and Asians. This is a money-making venture, I assume.
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:44 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Turdy Pack Schaefers
Replies: 12
Views: 5976

Lita up in this mutha! Glad to see Sven is still an ASSHOLE! And now for a glorious announcement! My partner Michelle and I have adopted a little girl named Haley! Yep! Haley has two mommies. Glad as hell I didn't have to witness her pop out of the muff. I don't need those mental images when I go di...
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Finally New Panties
Replies: 16
Views: 4325

Finally New Panties

Thanks to GloNo for hooking me up with a place where I can get me some new panties. I can't bring myself to drive to the store to get new ones ever since Fester's old man punched me in the face while I was driving. So I had to wear my old soiled and ripped ones until now. Those Victoria's secrets ar...
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:52 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Ask Sven
Replies: 35
Views: 7282

What's the weirdest thing you ever wiped your ass with freak?

Lita rockin' heads sideways!
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:38 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: The What Are You Reading? Thread, v. 2.0
Replies: 189
Views: 40447

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:The May issue of PLUMPERS magazine
The May issue of PLUMPERS doesn't come out until tuesday shithead!
Fester's old man drove me to the other team and I like 'em rolly polly!

Lita all up in your grill!
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: About the site...
Topic: Trainwreck 2
Replies: 20
Views: 46238

I miss Lita... . You can't handle this Nerdboy! Even the gimpy Lita is too much for your whitebread ass! I was chuggin' on a chilled bottle of Redcat just after the new year and slipped on the ice. Even with a fractured ankle I'll still kick the ever lovin' crap outta you Irish boy! Protect the god...
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:47 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Question
Replies: 2
Views: 1337


What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

by Fester Von Zesterberg
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:07 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Betty Davis
Replies: 12
Views: 3996

Re: Betty Davis

Since I'm feeling like a crank after being bored by Britney and Bruce, here's something that I ran across that I'm enthusiastic about. I don't know how I missed Betty Davis. [. Her hair is Harlow gold Her lips a sweet surprise She's precocious And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush S...
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: New Britney: Gimme More
Replies: 13
Views: 4657

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:I really hate the overuse of the word bitch by these whipper snappers.
If someone calls me a bitch I have no choice but to grab my beater from between the car seats and start swingin' like Tommy Dorsey.
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Best Ridiculously Long Band Name
Replies: 15
Views: 3862

Hey Asshole! Obviously you got that stupid band name idea from the tragic story out of Serbia. Those poor bears are going to be scarred for life after that incident! Everyone will be giving them dirty looks like "There's those bears that ate that drunk guy." Leave it to you to find some sick humor i...