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by Redbeard
Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:43 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Where's the revolution?
Replies: 40
Views: 10126

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:
I consulted with Master Dave, practicing martial arts 1972.
Fuck that hong kong phooey shit. ya want somethin' to really protect yourself against evil teenagers, PM me.
by Redbeard
Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:35 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Joe "the plumber" Wurzelbacher
Replies: 13
Views: 2465

I hear ya on the fuckin' bald plumbers G. My neighbor is a' bald plumber. Fucker is always eyeballin' me funny. I think he might turn me in for makin' money restoring old harleys while I collect disability. The money I make off fixing bikes is budgeted for reefer and Beam brother, not household expe...
by Redbeard
Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: What's lifted you up recently?
Replies: 46
Views: 29552

Eating refried beans out of my old lady's crack.
by Redbeard
Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Turdy Pack Schaefers
Replies: 12
Views: 6209

Classic. Thanks Sven. Job well done.
by Redbeard
Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:48 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: All Down the Line is the Stones' Best Song
Replies: 24
Views: 10742

Sons of Chaos running security tonight for a tribute to the Stones at the local big wooden club. Hope we don't have to plant no troublemakers and put 'em on ice for good. Ride free or die. Helmets are for Hitlers!
by Redbeard
Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: If you are against McCain and Palin....
Replies: 3
Views: 1658

Yeah man! If MCcain In The Membrane and Sarah Smile get in they might yank my disability checks brother! Redbeard has anger management problems and don't work well with others. After I wrecked my bike my back was bad enough to qualify. Now I gots to be mighty careful. My neighbors are Republicans. I...
by Redbeard
Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:11 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Richard Wright Beats Roger Waters To Death
Replies: 9
Views: 3314

Fuckin' spaceman music. But what the fuck? Any excuse to fire up a fattie.
Here's to the dead spaceman. Ride free or die and keep it SPICY!
by Redbeard
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:19 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Funny Moments In Christianity
Replies: 9
Views: 3071

Re: Funny Moments In Christianity

I got mad at Sven and began a self-imposed exile from the boards.] I ain't been here long but it seems to me Worpswede and Sven are likw two old bitties. One day they're going to the early bird boofay together.. the next they ain't talkin' cuz one of 'em bought the wrong kind of hard candies. I'm g...
by Redbeard
Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:54 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: All Down the Line is the Stones' Best Song
Replies: 24
Views: 10742

Sympathy For The Mother Fuckin' Devil!
End of conversation.
Ride free or die!