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Real Life "Onion" Headline

Post by Sugarcubes Forever » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:21 am

What the fuck?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/ ... index.html

How does shit like this make onto the news networks anyway? Thank god the "journalist" guardians of democracy are on the ball.

No wonder I get all my TV news from The Daily Show. The real news is a joke in itself.

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Post by miss carol » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:24 am

too much. i'm waiting for burqua barbie. pull a string and she ululates :)

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Post by booker » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:26 am

In the latest New Yorker, Seymour Hersh wrote another scathing piece, criticizing the administration's latest policies in dealing with Iran covertly. Thankfully, there are still people with cahones in this world.

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Post by steve-o » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:27 am

Jesus H. Christ. That's all I can say.

That story carried the front page of the Drudge Report yesterday. The people on Democratic Underground and the Bloggers had found online pictures of the GI Joe doll within minutes. That it took CNN this long to figure it out is a joke.

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Post by Jake » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:34 am

That's awesome. Here's a link to the original AP story. Get it before they correct it, ha ha.

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Post by Mixmaster Shecky » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:15 am

Hey people, this is serious. It shows that the Cobra Commander is involved with Islamic terrorism!

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Post by grounded5am » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:47 am

damn that barbie is a cold bitch.

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Post by D. Phillips » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:49 am

Mixmaster Shecky wrote:Hey people, this is serious. It shows that the Cobra Commander is involved with Islamic terrorism!
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Post by dieblucasdie » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:50 am

Another hot Ahmed Chalabi tip.

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Post by steve-o » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:52 am

BREAKING!!!! ANOTHER PHOTO SURFACES OF CAPTURED AMERICAN SOLDIER!!!! DETAILS TO COME!!!

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