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Post by trix » Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:03 am

i hate stupid one word bands:
nirvana (dumb name)

'the' bands:
the thrills
the datsuns
the vines
the whatever

stupid wordy names:
three men when standing together have a wingspan of over 10 feet.
fun your mother
break it carol, its mot mine

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Post by Johnny Loftus » Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:21 am

The Loveless & Goodnight Trail. That's a band, not the sequel to Lonesome Dove.


Post by mike » Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:21 pm

I nominate a band called Brand New; awsome band, but fucking retarded name. Also a band called Vampire Moose, I mean, what the hell is that?!

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Post by DJMurphy » Wed Aug 27, 2003 5:32 pm

msg deleted, repeated myself, D'OH!
Last edited by DJMurphy on Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by WildMercurySound » Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:45 pm

I once saw a punk band called The Crap Shags, that's pretty bad. Although their song that went 'you make me wanna cream in my jeans' nearly outdid the name.


the numbers

Post by brick » Wed Aug 27, 2003 11:51 pm

any bands with numbers in their name:

blink 182
sum 41
matchbox 20
Eve 6

half of the time, half of those bands aren't half bad- but the worst one is this: New Found Glory. how corny can you get??

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Post by Stacey K » Thu Aug 28, 2003 1:44 am

There's this poster at my radio station that has a bunch of dudes beating the bloody pulp out of a gigantic hamburger.
Their name is....ready for this?....

Bill Parker and His Motherscratchers!

Sublimely horrible. I love it! Audioslave, though... that's just fist-eatingly stupid.

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Post by DJMurphy » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:35 am

Stacey K wrote:Bill Parker and His Motherscratchers!

Sublimely horrible. I love it!
That's actually a somewhat obscure reference to the movie Raising Arizona. There's a scene where Nic Cage is working a drill press in a mundane machine shop job, and his boss is rambling on about some pointless story amusing only to himself, when he mentions a guy named Bill.
Nic Cage: "Bill Parker?"
Guy: "No, not that motherscratcher, Bill Farmer!" (or whatever he said this particular Bill's last name was).

But yeah, even with all that, it's still a stupid name.

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Post by miss carol » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:20 am

break it carol, its mot mine
I think this is an amazing and long delayed name for a band.

Plastic Bag Good band. Shit name.

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Post by safeguy » Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:51 pm

I bought this CD 8 yrs ago at a used store because the name was so horrible. The band was called Fishy Dick. About every 6 months I try and give it away to a friend as a gift, but it always ends up back in my bedroom somehow.

So, how come no one's given props to the great TV Show band names.

Jesse and the Rippers
The Zach Attack

and my personal favorite
Frozen Emryos or just The Embryos

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