Ashlee Simpson: "Bitch, stop talking to me! I'm nice!&q

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Ashlee Simpson: "Bitch, stop talking to me! I'm nice!&q

Post by Jake » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:13 pm

Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me, And Me Is Wasted, Terrorizing A McDonald’s
By now, we assume you’ve seen the video of shitfaced fast-food enthusiast Ashlee Simpson terrorizing the clientele and staff of a Toronto McDonald’s...

Even by public celebrity meltdown standards, this one’s a plum:

· After several loud complaints from Simpson about the service, an irritated employee says, “I need a manager up front, please!” Ashlee then begins to climb over the sacred service counter (have you ever?), shouting, “Please get the manager, I would love to talk to the manager!”

· When the employee tells her to get down, Simpson says, “Bitch, stop talking to me! I’m nice!”

· Ashlee then engages employee in an ‘I know you are but what am I’-style debate about whether or not the M.I.A. manager will “be nice” to her. So certain is she of said manager’s impending kindness, she offers to bet employee “5 million dollars that he will be nice” to her. Employee, working at a Canadian McDonald’s and not having a #1 record at the moment, passes.
Wow.
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Post by D. Phillips » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:19 pm

And the meltdown begins right on schedule...

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Post by russ » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:30 pm

OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!
I hope all no talent wanna-be's will all be purged from the Earth's surface..
These people have GOT...TO...GO...
I take such delight in news like this...
Let it happen often!

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Post by vitas » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:43 pm

does this correspond to the release of her new album? lovely.

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Post by Tom4 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:12 pm

What a sad, silly little girl.

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Post by Maarten » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:27 pm

i thoroughly read the story twice, but i just don't get it. and i found even reading about her gives me a headache.

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Post by trainwreck2 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:28 pm

Im sure that she started yelling because the service irritated her acid reflux disease...

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Post by Alias » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:05 pm

trainwreck2 wrote:Im sure that she started yelling because the service irritated her acid reflux disease...
ha! cute, very cute

guys give her a break, she's only 21 you know and we've all done and said stupid to bizarre things in a complete drunken state...well, at least I have

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Post by miss carol » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:08 pm

Alias wrote:
ha! cute, very cute

guys give her a break, she's only 21 you know and we've all done and said stupid to bizarre things in a complete drunken state...well, at least I have
well i for one don't remember doing or saying anything...um....wait, did I? what was his name again?

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Post by hebrew hammer » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:43 pm

Who knows? Maybe she was just lip-syncing the rant. Homey looks a little scared.

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