Wow.By now, we assume you’ve seen the video of shitfaced fast-food enthusiast Ashlee Simpson terrorizing the clientele and staff of a Toronto McDonald’s...
Even by public celebrity meltdown standards, this one’s a plum:
· After several loud complaints from Simpson about the service, an irritated employee says, “I need a manager up front, please!” Ashlee then begins to climb over the sacred service counter (have you ever?), shouting, “Please get the manager, I would love to talk to the manager!”
· When the employee tells her to get down, Simpson says, “Bitch, stop talking to me! I’m nice!”
· Ashlee then engages employee in an ‘I know you are but what am I’-style debate about whether or not the M.I.A. manager will “be nice” to her. So certain is she of said manager’s impending kindness, she offers to bet employee “5 million dollars that he will be nice” to her. Employee, working at a Canadian McDonald’s and not having a #1 record at the moment, passes.
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Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me, And Me Is Wasted, Terrorizing A McDonald’s
Last edited by Jake on Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:19 pm, edited 2 times in total.