METhanks so Much for your great reply and response, But before I proceed with the transaction I will like to ask some questions as follow (1) Do you accept cashiers check or Money Order as mode of payment (2) Can you let my shipping company come for the pick up in your house.
If yes pls get back to me with your full name, contact address and phone# so that I can mail out the payment asap.
Thank you for your cooperation.
HIM[email protected]> wrote:
There would be a $50 surcharge for a cashiers check. This may sound strange, but I'd need it made out to "Mr. Pickles" and then sent right away. I would also like the check accompanied by a young, hairless Asian girl.
Where are we shipping this thing to? Can I pack it full of drugs for delivery to a friend? I would allow you to sample the goods as payment.
Get back to me asap. I think we can do business.
I figured the jig was up and I'd heard the last of Alloy. Minutes ago, he rang me up via Instant Messenger! Ho boy, now I'm having fun. (I replaced his handle so you lot don't harrass him):Alloy mike <> wrote:
I am expecting ur name and full contact to send payment.
[17:07] SCAMMER: hello
[17:07] dp_glono: hello
[17:07] SCAMMER: how are u doing
[17:07] dp_glono: just fine. Who are you?
[17:08] SCAMMER: am Mike Alloy
[17:08] dp_glono: Oh, hey Mike
[17:08] SCAMMER: I just got your reply now
[17:08] dp_glono: Ha!
[17:08] SCAMMER: how are u doing
[17:08] dp_glono: good
[17:08] dp_glono: still
[17:08] SCAMMER: aight
[17:09] SCAMMER: so u said am going to pay $50 more if am sending u check?
[17:09] dp_glono: Yeah, and don't forget the delivery--wink wink
[17:10] dp_glono: Where would the car be shipped?
[17:11] SCAMMER: am buying it for my Father In Law
[17:11] SCAMMER: so until he tells me
[17:11] SCAMMER: but my shipping company will handle that
[17:12] dp_glono: So, how do you picture this going down?
[17:12] SCAMMER: hun! it's ok
[17:13] SCAMMER: when are u sending the full name, contact address and ur number so that I can mail the check asap?
[17:13] dp_glono: You're buying this car sight unseen for asking price?
[17:13] SCAMMER: I believe you are real
[17:14] dp_glono: Oh, I'm real alright
[17:14] SCAMMER: and when my shipping company get to you it's ok by me
[17:15] dp_glono: That sound ominous
[17:15] SCAMMER: how do u mean
[17:15] dp_glono: dastardly
[17:15] dp_glono: Daibolical, even
[17:16] dp_glono: Forgive my typing, I have the shakes
[17:16] SCAMMER: anyway
[17:16] SCAMMER: I've sent you the reply so I will be expecting the name, contact addre and ur number
[17:16] dp_glono: It's why I'm selling the car. I need to pay off some bad people
[17:16] SCAMMER: it's ok
[17:17] dp_glono: Hence, my suggestion on the other delivery I mentioned
[17:17] dp_glono: You know, in my email
[17:18] dp_glono: These people are known horse killers, liek you hear about on thrid world radio.
[17:18] dp_glono: awful folks
[17:18] dp_glono: I haven't slept for days. Thinking about what they'll do to me.
[17:18] dp_glono: They actually said they'd cut my nose off and swallow it. They would EAT my nose!
[17:19] dp_glono: Who would do such a thing????
[17:19] SCAMMER: please if you know u are serious about the car, get back to me by sending me the info so that I can mail out ur money
[17:19] dp_glono: Maniacs who hang out with degenerate old drug fiends!
[17:20] dp_glono: Well, I am serious. Dead serious. It's a crtitcal time
[17:20] dp_glono: The juice is running, as they say
[17:20] SCAMMER: ok
[17:21] SCAMMER: send me the info
[17:21] SCAMMER: ok
[17:21] SCAMMER: have to go now
[17:21] dp_glono: What else?
[17:21] SCAMMER: take care
[17:21] dp_glono: Pictures?
[17:21] dp_glono: I have lots
[17:21] SCAMMER: yes u can send it with the picture
[17:21] dp_glono: Like when I went to Hawaii a few years ago
[17:21] dp_glono: My niecesa re in those, don't get any ideas
[17:22] dp_glono: I also have pictures from when I was a kid
[17:22] dp_glono: They're hilarious! Oh, the 80s...
[17:22] dp_glono: Didn't we all have bad hair then?
[17:22] SCAMMER: ok
[17:22] SCAMMER: I have to go now
[17:22] dp_glono: Did you ever have a rat tail haircut?
[17:22] SCAMMER: nice chating with u
[17:22] dp_glono: Like Flock of Seagulls
[17:22] dp_glono: No wonder the Ozone is a mess, eh?
[17:23] dp_glono: Jesus, the hairspray back then...
[17:23] dp_glono: And what ever happened to TACO?
[17:23] dp_glono: Remember him?