What NOT to Name Your Spawn

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What NOT to Name Your Spawn

Post by miss carol » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:11 pm

Fuck Apple and Moon Unit. According to Yahoo, a Swedish couple is fighting to name their baby Metalicca.
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."
Yeah, to shit, to eat, to cry, to shit some more. Later, she'll want to be a drug-addled, abusive alcoholic who wants expensive therapy and make a friggen documentary. Jesus H. Christ.

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Post by D. Phillips » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Jesus H. Christ.
Already taken.

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Post by Fester Von Zesterberg » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:53 pm

D. Phillips wrote:
Jesus H. Christ.
Already taken.
Yep.......

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Re: What NOT to Name Your Spawn

Post by trainwreck2 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:23 pm

i know a dude who named his kid after lars ulrich
miss carol wrote:Fuck Apple and Moon Unit. According to Yahoo, a Swedish couple is fighting to name their baby Metalicca.
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."
Yeah, to shit, to eat, to cry, to shit some more. Later, she'll want to be a drug-addled, abusive alcoholic who wants expensive therapy and make a friggen documentary. Jesus H. Christ.

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Post by Sugarcubes Forever » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:04 pm

A good friend of mine legally changed his name back in the early 90s to Apple Zephilius Egrek.

To this day when he runs into anybody who calls him "Steve" he ignores them as if they're talking to someone else.

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Post by n8 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:49 pm

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:A good friend of mine legally changed his name back in the early 90s to Apple Zephilius Egrek.

To this day when he runs into anybody who calls him "Steve" he ignores them as if they're talking to someone else.
Funny, I was born Apple Zephilius Egrek, but changed it to Kevin when I was 18.

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Post by infectiousdisease » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:37 pm

A friend of mine insists that she will name her children Neon, Deon, Wendel and Fro.

I am never letting her have children.

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Post by miss carol » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:21 pm

infectiousdisease wrote:A friend of mine insists that she will name her children Neon, Deon, Wendel and Fro.

I am never letting her have children.
A friend of mine decided that she'd name her kid other Presley. That wouldn't be so bad if Elvis hadn't presided over her nuptials. No, I am not kidding.

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Post by amy » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:30 am

My husband works with somebody named "E. PLURIBUS THURMAN." This is not a joke, but it's pretty damned hilarious to me anyway.

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Post by miss carol » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:53 pm

I've been advocating women name their unborn children Blandina after the patron said of those falsely accused of cannibalism.

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