Amy Winehouse is screwed-the-fuck-up!

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Amy Winehouse is screwed-the-fuck-up!

Post by Sugarcubes Forever » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:24 pm

Yikes! I thought she probably just had an eating disorder. But apparently it's actually a horse tranquilizer disorder.

Amy Winehouse's father says she'll be just fine after her recent massive Over Dose of every drug imaginable."
The 23-year-old, who is notorious for her wild partying, was treated in a London hospital last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquiliser ketamine.

However, after spending a weekend in "crisis" talks with his daughter, former taxi driver Mitch Winehouse said he was confident she would pull through.

Speaking from his home in Greenhithe, Kent, he said: "Amy's going to be fine. She knows she's been through a terrible ordeal and is on the mend. We have been encouraged, after the initial scare, that she is now getting better and going to be alright."
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Post by Tom4 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:11 pm

(Insert "Rehab" joke here)

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Post by grounded5am » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:37 pm

has any else noticed the resemblance to janice from friends? but without the high pitched whinny voice. instead it's a low pitched whinny voice. oh chandler!

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Post by Sugarcubes Forever » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:04 pm

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Post by D. Phillips » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:06 pm

I said NO No NO!

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Re: Amy Winehouse is screwed-the-fuck-up!

Post by Mixmaster Shecky » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:49 pm

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:The 23-year-old, who is notorious for her wild partying, was treated in a London hospital last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquiliser ketamine.
Kee-rist! I could see a combo of x and cocaine, but why would you need to top off the heroin? I would think an armful of smack wouldn't need anything else - let alone horse tranks.

I mean, why not throw in some meth and a bag of Krylon? Sheesh...

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Post by BloodshotBaby » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:08 am

What I want to know is...how did she survive that??

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Post by Jake » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:54 am

Not to sound like I'm advocating anything, but the human body is a lot more durable than conventional wisdom would have us believe.

But I will use this opportunity to pull out my favorite Abbie Hoffman quote: "Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Nixon."

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Post by Sugarcubes Forever » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:53 am

Jake wrote:Not to sound like I'm advocating anything, but the human body is a lot more durable than conventional wisdom would have us believe.
The other day I was filling up my truck with Ethanol (E85) and I thought, "hmmm, wonder what Ehtanol would taste like with some vermouth and beer chaser."

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Post by grounded5am » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:24 am

i've heard back in the 40's/50's that teenagers used to get high on gasoline.

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