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Turdy Pack Schaefers

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:04 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Turdy Pack of Schaefers
is what I love to drink
I was barely tru a six pack
The bitch poured it down da sink

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:18 pm
by Redbeard
Classic. Thanks Sven. Job well done.

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:35 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Turdy Pack of Schaefers
And the works of the Great Bard
Reading Shakespeare, drinking Shaefers
I passed out in the yard.

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:46 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Turdy Pack of Schaefers
Spill a drop for the homies who ain't here
Blast a cap in the ass of some bitch ass trick
Oh what a refreshing beer!

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:19 pm
by Saucy Jack
Awwwwwright geezer! Bloody easter bunny! Crispy duck yer as Patrick Swayze as a bloody loon. What goes on in that lump of lead of yours is God's own private mystery. I'm off up the apples and pear to Fakey Ned.

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:17 pm
by Sven Killer Robot Spacema
Turdy Pack of Schaefers
Praise his name and then partake
Grab a Fudgie down the Carvel
It's a whale of an ice cream cake!

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:03 am
by Lep
My friend who lived in Puerto Rico as a child used to sing me the Schaefers jingle they played there at that time. I don't remember the Spanish but it translated as "Schaefers beer, it's the beer to have when you're having more than one!"

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:24 am
by Mixmaster Shecky
There is nothing worse than a Schaefers hangover. Even worse than Blatz.

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:37 am
by Rikki Lixx
I still got that tape of Bananas At Large in the glove compartment of my Olds Ciera. Its classic!
LOL!
L8R

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:44 pm
by Fester Von Zesterberg
Lita up in this mutha! Glad to see Sven is still an ASSHOLE!

And now for a glorious announcement! My partner Michelle and I have adopted a little girl named Haley! Yep! Haley has two mommies.
Glad as hell I didn't have to witness her pop out of the muff. I don't need those mental images when I go divin'..which is just about every night. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...yummy!

Lita out!