Almost a peg leg

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Jiggle Billy
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Almost a peg leg

Postby Jiggle Billy » Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:58 pm

Too bad Nugent wasn't more irresponsible, he could have missed his leg and cut his own vocal chords. Oh well. Thanks, God, for trying. Save the trees!!

Too bad this has a potential to teach a lesson to his fans, rather than encourage them to take up the art of chainsaw leg sculpture.

Maybe we'll get to see the footage on the next Nuge reality series.

The Nuge almost does us a favor.

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Postby miss carol » Tue Jan 13, 2004 11:34 pm

In that version, contestants were shot with paint-balls, made to sleep in a barn, construct their own outhouse and skin a Russian boar - all in an effort to win $25,000 and prizes. Nugent challenged the contestants to live off the land in his rural compound near Jackson, about 70 miles west of Detroit


Wait a second...if you were "living off the land" you wouldn't have friggen PAINT BALLS coming at ya!! Nor would you need an outhouse! And since when were RUSSIAN boars the staple in America?? Sound more like Nuge is afraid he'd have to concede to a bunch of nature lovin' "hippies" that one can survive off the land with minmal use of a semi-automatic firearm.

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Re: Almost a peg leg

Postby Billy Green » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:22 am

that's just liberial media bullshit. obviously what really happened was that ted cut off his leg with a chainsaw just to show everyone he is a badass. then he dared all of the contestants and his wife to do the same and when they didn't he beat them to death one by one with his severed leg. the doctors wanted to reattach it, but the nuge killed them too, this time using his fire breath. and then he fought a bear by punching it to death in the skull. he finally reattached his leg using a staple gun. duh.

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Postby jaimoe0 » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:40 am

Dude, I'm so glad you cleared that up.

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Re: Almost a peg leg

Postby Jiggle Billy » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:57 pm

Billy Green = World's Finest News Source

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Postby DJMurphy » Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:23 pm

I can't tell who's my bigger hero: Ted, for being the badass meathead that he is, or Billy Green, for giving this news morsel the "Nuge" spin it so richly deserves... He'd make a great commentator for the Onion, dontcha think? "Fuck that liberal media bullshit" indeed!

Next up on Ted-TV: Ted cuts off his own head with a chainsaw just to show the world he's the ultimate badass!!

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Postby Dreamin » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:33 pm

DJMurphy wrote:Next up on Ted-TV: Ted cuts off his own head with a chainsaw just to show the world he's the ultimate badass!!


That would be the most entertaining thing he could ever do.


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