Eminem's tour rider

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Eminem's tour rider

Postby Jake » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:13 pm


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Postby steve-o » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:28 pm

Hmmm, 2 buckets of KFC for D12's dressing room? Try and guess which member that's for.
If I was a rich rock star, all I'd ask for is a carton of Marlboro Reds, a case of High Life, a half gallon of Jim Beam, and two hookers of different nationalities, preferably asian. Just to see if they'd give it to me. And no freakin' soy milk!

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Postby D. Phillips » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:00 pm

Em's room requires "soft toilet paper, Kleenex and hand soap." What's he doing in there?

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Postby Greenwood The Sock Monkey » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:05 pm

Hmm... no mention of which colour of M&Ms he bans...

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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:24 pm

D. Phillips wrote:Em's room requires "soft toilet paper, Kleenex and hand soap." What's he doing in there?


Not what you think - he just shoots it out the window onto passersby. The hand soap is for his fluffer.

No, Eminem needs "soft toilet paper" for his delicate butthole, the big puss.

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Postby jaimoe0 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:03 pm

Damn straight! He-men like me and Shecky just use poison oak!

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Postby Herb Tarlek » Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:54 pm

Maybe I missed it but I didn't see anything in there about where he want his "piles o' bitches" to go.

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Postby miss carol » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:13 pm

Mixmaster Shecky wrote:
No, Eminem needs "soft toilet paper" for his delicate butthole, the big puss.


Fuck that is the funniest fuckin' think I've read all day!!

jaimoeo wrote: Damn straight! He-men like me and Shecky just use poison oak!


This is the second!

herb wrote:Maybe I missed it but I didn't see anything in there about where he want his "piles o' bitches" to go.


Having read the INFRINGED lyrics as printed in The Source, The M prefers white women. Now I think ALL women, regardless of race, skin colour, et al are just WAAAAY too fuckin' smart for this piece o' dirt. So his "piles" are either in the aforementioned BUTT or with sticky covers by his toilet next to the silky smooth T.P.


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