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Couch Potato

Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:44 am


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Re: Couch Potato

Postby Jiggle Billy » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:50 am

Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:58 am

When I read that, I almost choked on the Apple Fritter that I was munching as I sat in my Steelcase office chair, my arse almost permanently frozen to it's seat.

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Postby steve-o » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:10 pm

Man, there must have been something really good on TV. It reminds me of the episode where Homer loses his couch and complains about all the work he had put into the ass-groove.

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Re: Couch Potato

Postby Stacey K » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:43 pm

Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa


Oh icky, icky, icky, icky....

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Postby steve-o » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:58 pm

Somebody on another board brought up an interesting point: since she couldn't get her own food sitting on the couch like that, the guy taking care of her obviously had some control over what she was eating. Lets just say she wouldn't get to be 480 lbs. from being fed granola and celery, and it's not just an overnight change from a petite 120lbs to 480lbs. Or let me guess, it was glandular right?

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:56 pm

steve-o wrote:Somebody on another board brought up an interesting point: since she couldn't get her own food sitting on the couch like that, the guy taking care of her obviously had some control over what she was eating. Lets just say she wouldn't get to be 480 lbs. from being fed granola and celery, and it's not just an overnight change from a petite 120lbs to 480lbs. Or let me guess, it was glandular right?


That's so funny, because all of the boards that I check each day have threads about this on it. I know, cause I started them! ha ha ha

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Postby steve-o » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:09 pm

Anybody But Bush wrote:
That's so funny, because all of the boards that I check each day have threads about this on it. I know, cause I started them! ha ha ha


Seriously, this is going to be the next internet fad. Look out, Mr. All Your Base Are Belong to Us!

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Postby Jake » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:07 am

More:

Court records show Gayle Grinds cared for a young niece and nephew after the death of her sister in 1992. Those children are now 19 and 15, but their whereabouts were unclear Wednesday.


You don't think she ate them, do you?


(That's terrible. I apologize.)

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Postby emilyjb » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:56 am

"You're the one for me, Fatty;
you're the one I really really love."

This story gives me a new reason to fear the deadly "office ass" and reaf"firms" why quitting my office job was a good thing.


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