Jordan "John Holmes" Catalano (Trashy gossip alert

This is the place where you can vent whatever's on your mind. Feel free to go off on extended rants or brief blurbs about whatever's rocking your world.

Moderators: D. Phillips, Jake

Jake
GLONO Team Member
Posts: 7239
Joined: Sun Sep 09, 2001 8:00 pm
Location: Michigan

Jordan "John Holmes" Catalano (Trashy gossip alert

Postby Jake » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:10 am

Jared Leto’s Oscar-Worthy Part

“I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with,” Corina gushes. “There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”

Heh heh. I love how witty and demure porn actresses are.

Sugarcubes Forever
GLONO Board Maniac
Posts: 1734
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2002 8:00 pm

Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:19 am

what a horn-dog, now he's impaling Ashley Olsen!

trainwreck2
GLONO Board Maniac
Posts: 1132
Joined: Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:55 pm
Location: not sweden like some losers here!

Postby trainwreck2 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:55 am

just keep him away from a recording studio.

worpswede
GLONO Board Maniac
Posts: 1792
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:43 pm
Location: (((IOWA)))

Postby worpswede » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:54 pm

We'll now be able to tell the Olsen Twins apart. Ashley is the one that walks "funny."

Josh B.
GLONO Board Mack Daddy
Posts: 303
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 9:34 pm
Location: Chicago

Postby Josh B. » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:04 pm

But when is Tino going to show up? is this rehearsal ever going to start?

vitas
GLONO Board Kingpin
Posts: 605
Joined: Tue Apr 30, 2002 8:00 pm
Location: chicago

Postby vitas » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:13 pm

love the photo caption. "hollywood's biggest tool." quite punny. ah well, shoot me now.

oatmealblizzard
GLONO Board Playa
Posts: 20
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:02 pm

Postby oatmealblizzard » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:11 pm

"Now that the three-legged Leto has moved on to tiny 19-year-old Ashley Olsen, we can only hope some larger-scale starlet catches his eye before disaster strikes. "

haha. funny stuff.


Return to “Rants and Raves”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests