Jordan "John Holmes" Catalano (Trashy gossip alert

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Jordan "John Holmes" Catalano (Trashy gossip alert

Postby Jake » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:10 am

Jared Leto’s Oscar-Worthy Part

“I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with,” Corina gushes. “There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”

Heh heh. I love how witty and demure porn actresses are.

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:19 am

what a horn-dog, now he's impaling Ashley Olsen!

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Postby trainwreck2 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:55 am

just keep him away from a recording studio.

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Postby worpswede » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:54 pm

We'll now be able to tell the Olsen Twins apart. Ashley is the one that walks "funny."

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Postby Josh B. » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:04 pm

But when is Tino going to show up? is this rehearsal ever going to start?

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Postby vitas » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:13 pm

love the photo caption. "hollywood's biggest tool." quite punny. ah well, shoot me now.

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Postby oatmealblizzard » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:11 pm

"Now that the three-legged Leto has moved on to tiny 19-year-old Ashley Olsen, we can only hope some larger-scale starlet catches his eye before disaster strikes. "

haha. funny stuff.

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