His Satanic Governor's Request

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His Satanic Governor's Request

Postby Jake » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:30 pm

Satanist runs for governor in Minnesota

The sword says "forceful," the white home siding and unkempt grass says "America," and the long hair and Celtic batik wrap say "Rock and Roll, hoochie coo." That's my kind of overlord.

Awesome.

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Postby SlangKing » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:49 pm

In my six years of living here, I've become thouroughly convinced that Minnesota politics are the best in the country.

More on The Impaler

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.


Call it Compassionate Satanism.

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Postby trainwreck2 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:51 am

read about his conversion to the darkside..
depressingly sad and hilarious at the same time...I seriously think this guy is mentally disturbed

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Postby jaimoe0 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:43 pm

trainwreck2 wrote:read about his conversion to the darkside..
depressingly sad and hilarious at the same time...I seriously think this guy is mentally disturbed


You think a Satanist running for governor who advocates impaling some criminals might be mentally disturbed? But why?

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Postby quasarwutwut » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:01 pm

jaimoe0 wrote:You think a Satanist running for governor who advocates impaling some criminals might be mentally disturbed? But why?


Hey man, that totally worked for Carter, I don't see why it can't work for him.

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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:00 am

Fuck it - Minnesotan Glonoids (if there are any), I say roll the dice.

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Postby trainwreck2 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:41 pm

the impalement isnt what makes me think his wiring is off... remember theres politicians out already advocating that, and even worse theres ones that think that its OK if the death penalty gets an innocent person or 2 its OK...
THen again I think theres a lot of politicians out there who are a bit nutty

jaimoe0 wrote:
You think a Satanist running for governor who advocates impaling some criminals might be mentally disturbed? But why?

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UPDATE

Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:21 am

City Paper interviews Satanic candidate Jonathon Sharkey

Intervyew with the Vampyre


I wrote this on my [Iraq] war page. When I become president, Bush will be charged, tried, and if convicted of murder, I will impale Bush at the White House and enjoy impaling him as much I will [enjoy impaling] bin Laden when we get a hold of him.


Hootchie-coo!


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