Don't Be Alarmed

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Don't Be Alarmed

Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:26 pm

.....by the size of my massive bowel movement.
Here's a pro wrestler, an old transvestite doctor in a tacky dress and the bastard son of Steve Buscemi and John Waters to tell you why my poopies are so gosh darn massive......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU3iCD9b ... ed&search=

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Re: Don't Be Alarmed

Postby worpswede » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:26 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:.....by the size of my massive bowel movement.
Here's....John Waters......

A recent bout with insomnia had me watching this in its entirety and wishing that I had enough energy to find a VHS that I could use to record it. Your post has proved that I wasn't experiencing sleep deprivation hallucinations. It was reality.
Dio Hating Twenty Something wrote:This one's good too.

I wish this was on when I had insomnia. The images and soothing piano would have put me to sleep. My god, there was a lot of feces in her. She needs to cut back on her massive intake of longhorn colby. Ah well, at least she could do a double anal scene afterwards without the risk of a dirty sanchez.

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:30 pm

Sex Talk is a good one too. It's an infomercial for penis enlargement under the guise of a talk show featuring your typical lineup of porn- looking chicks--asian, brunette, blonde and redhead. The brunette goes out to do a man-in-the -street thing and everybody she interviews has tried the product and found it to be spectacular. I'm too exhausted to search for it because I didn't get a nap today but I'm sure some clips are out there.

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Postby worpswede » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:54 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:I'm too exhausted to search for it because I didn't get a nap today

Are we still on for the early bird special at Bishops Buffet tomorrow?

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Postby Sugarcubes Forever » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:25 am

Dio STILL sucks!

And I'm not in my 20's. I'm closer to being 40 than my 20s.

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Re: Don't Be Alarmed

Postby trainwreck2 » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:29 am

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:.....by the size of my massive bowel movement.
Here's a pro wrestler, an old transvestite doctor in a tacky dress and the bastard son of Steve Buscemi and John Waters to tell you why my poopies are so gosh darn massive......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU3iCD9b ... ed&search=
is this the infomercial where they repeat the strory about "impacted fecal matter" in elvis and john waynes colon?

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Postby worpswede » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:37 pm

Sugarcubes Forever wrote:Dio STILL sucks!

And I'm not in my 20's. I'm closer to being 40 than my 20s.

Are we still up for the early bird special at Bonaza tomorrow? I'll be the guy on the L'il Rascal wearing the Krokus t-shirt.
UPDATE! This infomercial was on last night again. I turned it off when John Waters "almost called [his] wife" because a turd "as wide as my wrist" came out of his little girl. His manner of delivery was creeping me out.
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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:54 pm

By pure koinkydink I was just sent a youtube link with a naked G.G. Allin smearing feces on himself. Then I had a big plate of broccolli smothered in cheddar cheese. Search G.G. Allin on youtube if you dare.
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Postby worpswede » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:18 pm

Sven Killer Robot Spacema wrote:By pure koinkydink I was just sent a youtube link with a naked G.G. Allin smearing feces on himself.

That's weird. I totally did a G.G. search on You Tube a few days ago and watched the same thing. GloNo syncronicityand Sting's with a lute player. G.G Allin is a wang. He's worse than Dio. I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
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