The gramophone was invented in the late 19th century. Does it seem at all odd that it is the object mounted on a pedestal for the Grammy Award? Yes, there is certainly something to be said for tradition, but arguably that would be akin to Motor Trend giving the winner of its Car of the … Continue reading Days of the Past in the Future
The winners of the ASCAP Pop Music Awards have one thing in common: goofy nicknames.
We take a look back at an Oscar night when quirkiness, independence and simplicity got their moments in the spotlight. Congratulations to Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova!
Amy Winehouse sticks it to the haters with six Grammy nominations and five wins. When can we throw her a party?
It’s not cool to pile on, I know, but anyone who saw the MTV music awards is talking about the same thing: What the fuck happened to Britney Spears? Like all MTV Music Awards openers, this was hyped to be “amazing” and “shocking” and a triumphant return for who was once the bread and butter … Continue reading It’s Britney, Bitch
She’s the wet dream of dorks everywhere and now she’s hosting the MTV Movie Awards, the second lamest awards show on television—just behind the People’s Choice Awards. But we’ll be watching, and so will you.
A stream of conscious report of the recording industry’s biggest night with much love going to Jesus and Mary J. Blige. But why did Prince hold out on us?
Gee, I wonder how this happens? Let’s see. . .CBS is broadcasting the Grammy Awards (Notice: “Grammy” is a registered trademark, so if you have a propensity to refer to an aged maternal relative with that term, beware, you may invoke the wrath of a SWAT team of lawyers) Sunday February 11, and on the … Continue reading Where’s Mulder When You Need Him?
Election night 2006 was the launch of a new GLONO feature over on POLJUNK: live blogging. We all got twisted and commented in real time on the election returns. It was a hoot and since Loftus is busy deconstructing Detroit garage rock, we’re bringing the live blog to bear on the American Music Awards this … Continue reading Live Blogging the AMAs
Oh shit. Looks like Faith Hill isn’t taking her loss in the CMAs last night too well. Update: She claims she was just joking. Sure you were, Kanye.