Who cares? They can induct anybody but Bon Jovi. Come on. Jovi just sucks.
“…a phalanx of Sebrings descend on the stadium like so many VTOL assault ships…”
In case anyone’s confused about why Dave Grohl, Krist Noveselic, and now reportedly Courtney Love (who approved the deal) would care about the use of Kurt Cobain‘s likeness in Guitar Hero need look no further than this video: Video: Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5 Love has threatened to sue Activision for allowing Cobain to … Continue reading Video of Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero
No, not that kind of selling out. Looks like the Jovi was the first band at the new 4,000-capacity Hard Rock “Joint” in Las Vegas to not sell the place out. While many thought last night’s session of classic rock revival would be an easy draw, the increasingly cash-conscious public didn’t truly bite. And the … Continue reading Bon Jovi Fails to Sell Out
McSweeney’s Dan Kennedy wonders What They’re Saying in Bon Jovi‘s Preconcert Prayer Circle: Again, I know the stuff’s really hitting the fan down here and you’re probably getting slammed with more prayers than ever, but for the next 75 nights we’ve got shows and I’m asking you to put tuning in to our preshow prayer … Continue reading Bon Jovi's Pre-Concert Prayer Circle
Celine Dion, “God Bless America” – The woman has an extremely large, extremely froggy voice, a husband whose first job was as a deckhand on Sir Walter Raleigh’s frigate, a promotional contract with Daimler-Chrysler, and an irritating French-Canadian accent. While all of these things bother me, it’s the last two that REALLY cream my brie. … Continue reading Some Final Words on Super Bowl XXXVII
New Jersey rockers/fossils Bon Jovi have announced plans for a summer tour in support of their newest album, Crush (Island). Don’t doubt it: their jaunt across America will be a success. After 35 weeks on the Billboard Hot 200, Crush is holding at 70, and its second single “Thank You for Loving Me” is storming … Continue reading NEVER SAY GOODBYE