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New Beths: Jump Rope Gazers

Video: The Beths – “Jump Rope Gazers”

The Beths - "Jump Rope Gazers" (official music video)

Directed by Annabel Kean. From Jump Rope Gazers, out now via Carpark.

Not as immediately catchy as the singles from 2018’a Future Me Hates Me, the latest from the New Zealand’s finest takes a while to sink in. The hooks are more subtle, but they’re in there.

I’ve never been the dramatic type
But if I don’t see your face tonight
I… well I guess I’ll be fine

I’m still regretting not going to see the Beths when they played a tiny venue in my town last year. Can’t remember what my lame excuse was for not going, but I can guarantee it was stupid. It sure would be fun to see a show at a club, wouldn’t it?

Don’t you wish you lived in New Zealand right now, where they have effectively beat this fucking coronavirus? I do. Apparently, I’m not alone: 80,000 Americans expressed interest in relocating in May. I guess “I’m moving to New Zealand” is the new “I’m moving to Canada.”

At least maybe then we would get to hang out with the Beths.

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New Beths video: Uptown Girl

Video: The Beths – “Uptown Girl”

The Beths - "Uptown Girl" (official music video)

From Future Me Hates Me, out now on Carpark.

This is not a cover of the 1983 Billy Joel classic off An Innocent Man, but that’s okay. The Beths have released almost as many singles from their album Future Me Hates Me as old BJ released from his. And while the Beths haven’t managed to dent the mainstream pop charts yet, it would be hard to argue that it’s any fault of their songcraft.

I will go out tonight
I’m gonna drink the whole town dry
Put poison in my wine
And hope that you’re the one who dies

Elizabeth Stokes told Under the Radar that “Uptown Girl” is “basically about self-destructive behavior, when you’re angry at someone or you feel like somebody’s wronged you and your mode of revenge is to fuck yourself up. It’s very flawed logic but it seems to make sense at the time. It’s kinda that, it’s what that song is about. At the time all of my friend’s were going through weird shit so it was also building on their experiences as well.”

If there was justice in the world, Stokes would already be getting tired of her high class toys and all her presents from her uptown boys.

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New Speedy Ortiz video: I’m Blessed

Video: Speedy Ortiz – “I’m Blessed”

Speedy Ortiz - "I'm Blessed" (official music video)

Animation by: Hannah Darrah. From Twerp Verse, out April 27 on Carpark.

Speedy Ortiz opened up for Liz Phair this summer and you can hear why they were a good match when you listen to this song.

I’m blessed, I am a witch
And I float above everyone who would do harm on me
They crane their necks
They call me a bitch
For using my powers at a party

It’s a bummer that women still need to write songs about empowerment in 2018, but until the patriarchy is toppled I’m happy there are artists out there like Speedy Ortiz to tell it like it is.

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New Beths video: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Video: The Beths – “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”

The Beths - “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” (official music video)

Single out now on Carpark Records.

“Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” is, of course, the saddest Christmas song ever. Which is why it’s one of the best. The lyrics promise that our troubles will be out of sight, but the melody tells the truth: our troubles are here to stay, next year and forever after.

The song was originally sung by Judy Garland and nobody can conjure false optimism better. Frank Sinatra recorded his version in a state of near suicidal depression in the midst of his breakup with Ava Gardner, but the lyrics were still too sad for him. He asked the songwriters to change the line “until then, we’ll have to muddle through somehow” and they came up with “hang a shining star upon the highest bough.”

Sixty years later the Beths have recorded a version that perfectly captures this doomed attempt at jolliness. And their video nails it as well. Puppet videos rarely evoke this much emotional connection. I’m not going to spoil the ending but you should watch it.

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New Beths video: Little Death

Video: The Beths – “Little Death”

The Beths - "Little Death" (official music video)

Directed by Norwood Cheek. From Future Me Hates Me, out now on Carpark Records.

It’s a love song but it’s better than that. It’s a crush story.

And your voice it makes me weak
I’m wasted when you speak
You hit me hard as red wine

That’s intense!

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New Beths video: You Wouldn’t Like Me

Video: The Beths – “You Wouldn’t Like Me”

The Beths - "You Wouldn't Like Me" (official music video)

Directed by Ezra Simons. From Future Me Hates Me, out now on Carpark Records.

Another catchy jam from New Zealand’s finest.

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New Beths video: Future Me Hates Me

Video: The Beths – “Future Me Hates Me”

The Beths - "Future Me Hates Me" (official music video)

Directed by Christopher Stratton. From Future Me Hates Me, out August 10 on Carpark.

What’s up with Australasia? Why do New Zealand and Australia generate such clever guitar-based pop music?

Future heartbreak, future headaches
Wide-eyed nights late lying awake
With future cold shakes from stupid mistakes
Future me hates me for

The Beths’ Elizabeth Stokes says, “There’s a lot of sad sincerity in the lyrics that relies on the music having a light heart and sense of humor to keep it from being too earnest. That’s another New Zealand thing. We’re putting our hearts on our sleeves—and then apologizing for it.”

Maybe that’s what it is. But that doesn’t explain how they come up with such catchy hooks. I guess it will remain a mystery along with kiwi birds and three-eyed lizards.

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New Speedy Ortiz video: Lean In When I Suffer

Video: Speedy Ortiz – “Lean In When I Suffer”

Speedy Ortiz - "Lean In When I Suffer" (official music video)

Direced by Ari Ratner. From Twerp Verse, out April 27 on Carpark.

“Another panic attack as I was browsing the stacks…”

This is a crunchy little jam with a fun video showcasing the best way to resolve depression: just choose to be happy!

Speedy Ortiz frontwoman Sadie Dupuis says:

“Lean In When I Suffer” is about that fun breed of “ally” who wears out their already exhausted friends by relying on us for excessive emotional labor. They want props for their wokeness, but don’t want to put in any actual work or divest themselves of power. They just taaaake uuuup spaaaace, and shut down when you try to talk them through their problematic tendencies. Because #selfcare? So you’re stuck in a toxic vampiric loop trying to maintain a relationship--Lean In AND Suffer, why don’t you! […]

Ultimately, playing angry rock songs is our favorite form of therapy.

(And also, real therapy. That shit works)

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