Har Mar Superstar – The Handler (Record Collection)
The problem with Har Mar Superstar’s new album, The Handler, is that it fails horribly in its attempt to be sexy and is offensive in how limp the beats and lyrics are. “Body Request” is the most uninviting call to the dance floor I’ve ever heard. “DUI” (mp3) uses beats that sound like LFO’s “Summer Girls,” a song that can make people hate summer. Karen O shows up for “Cut Me Up,” but it only results in me longing for the days when I would kiss the television screen during the “Maps” video and increases my hate of Har Mar. Out of 12 songs on the album, this is the only shining moment. “Back the Camel Up” has the most appealing beats, yet gets ruined by the lyrics, “Jump, jump, spit. C’mon let me back my camel up.” I don’t want to hear about how this guy has written songs for J-Lo. Even the chart topping, booty shaking, multi-marrying honey would turn down drippy R&B trash like “Alone Again.”
Har Mar’s a pimp. For a good time, check out his self-titled album.
hello, the person above “NATE”, is a big fat fat fuck, ahem, har mar superstar is a saint and a sex symbol, so haha, you’re just a really fat piece of fat from ms prietos body, i hate you
hello, the person above “NATE”, is a big fat fat fuck, ahem, har mar superstar is a saint and a sex symbol, so haha, you’re just a really fat piece of fat from ms prietos body, i hate you
Whilst the music itself lacks real merit and the guy himself is less than attractive, his voice is good and the beats funky. The juxtorpositions of Har Mar the man, Har Mar the music and Har Mar the star conspire to concoct a truly unique package that can be viewed as trash or a a salaciousiously electric sex romp.
Anyone who calls “Alone Again” R&B has no idea what they’re talking about.