Musicians Trash Classic Albums

With the fortieth anniversary of the release of Sgt. Pepper, ’tis the season to knock some idols off their pedestals. The Guardian asked a bunch of musicians to “nominate the supposedly great records they’d gladly never hear again,” and they came up with some fantastic quotes.

These days, well, it’s my contention that it represents the death of the Beatles as a rock’n’roll band and the birth of them as music hall, which is hardly a victory. The main problem with Sgt Pepper is Sir Paul’s maudlin obsession with his own self-importance and Dickensian misery. (Paul McCartney is the dark one in the Beatles, not John Lennon, because he writes such depressing, scary music.) It’s like a Sunday before school that goes on forever. It’s too dark and twisted for anyone with any light in their life. Then again, when he tries to be upbeat, it rings false – like having a clown in the room.

–Billy Childish on Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

In America when you’re growing up, you’re subjected to the Doors as soon as you start going to parties and smoking weed. People think of Jim Morrison as a brilliant rock’n’roll poet, but to me it’s unlistenable. The music meanders, and Morrison was more like a drunk asshole than an intelligent poet.

— The Hold Steady’s Craig Finn on LA Woman

More after the jump…

If you think you’re going to hear an utterly original, powerful and freaky record when you put on Nevermind, as a young kid might, Christ you’re going to be disappointed. You’re going to think, “Who is this band that sounds just like Nickelback? What are these drug addicts going on about?”

–Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne on Nevermind

They were uncharismatic, their lyrics are nonsensical and their music is dreary. Also, we have them to thank for Oasis, although at least Noel Gallagher is funny and Liam is a bit of a pop star.

–Art Brut’s Eddie Argos on The Stone Roses

But what annoys me is the way people pontificate over the album; it’s one of those staples of student halls of residence. People wax lyrical about it, but the reason it’s so popular is because it’s a prog rock album its okay to like.

–Franz Ferdinand’s Alex Kapranos on Marquee Moon

Barbarism Begins at Home is where the Smiths betray their jazz-funk session-guy roots; it’s absolutely treacherous to listen to, even if it was brilliant fun to record. You can just see the rolled-up jacket sleeves. It’s everything Morrissey hated.

–1990s’ Jackie McKeown on Meat Is Murder

Nothing like a little bile to go along with your afternoon tea…

3 thoughts on “Musicians Trash Classic Albums”

  1. I don’t have any Cornershop records, and it looks like I’ll never need one either.

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