In the opening salvo of what is sure to be an entertaining tabloid dishfest, Kevin Federline talks trash about Britney Spears’ new romantic fling—literally.

Asked about his thoughts on news that Brit and musician Howie Day’s recent sleepover, K-Fed snapped back with a zinger by imparting the sage word, “you have to head to the dump to find trash.” Oh, the irony!

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