Liam and Noel Gallagher are a musical journalist’s dream. It’s like every word out of their mouths is a golden quote.

Responding to seeing his brother getting clobbered on stage, Liam Gallagher told Sky News, “It’s not nice when you look down and see your brother on the deck.”

“If it was up to me, I’d have cut his [the attacker’s] dick off and made him eat it.”

Nobody can say Liam’s soft on crime…

Via The NME.

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