Morrissey Inks New Management Deal with Irving Azoff after being represented by Merck Mercuriadis. Curiously, six months ago, Guns N’ Roses and Axl Rose also signed up with Azoff after being managed by Mercuriadis. Coincidence?

So does this mean that we should expect to see a new Moz album exclusively sold at Best Buy or Walmart? Can’t you just picture all the hockey moms and joe six-packs: What in the Sam Hill is this guy?