Chops A Must is a new Glorious Noise series where we’ll scour Craigslist for the best “Musicians Wanted” ads. No big hair! If you’ve seen a good one, email it to us at chopsamust AT gloriousnoise.com.

Why not to post on craigslist on 4/20:

wanted hot violin & cello chicks

Looking fir a hot cello and violin chicks to back up guiiitarr/singer. dudes ok if good an can’t find fems, or just better and can huff round cello. Looking to record some, book gigs, busk. I have about 50 simple songs.

Jerry Overmyer, former bassist for the “legendary” Chicago power pop band The Krinkles, moved to Fort Collins, CO. After a brief “retirement” from music, Jerry is once again searching for musicians. His craigslist “Musicians” search finds some interesting posts.