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Pomona facts: Pomona sucks giant donkey dick.

Festival facts: So lame it can't actually afford advertising and has to resort to viral shit to trick people into going.

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I always wondered about thinsafetypin. Hope he's ok. I used to enjoy nobodygirl's manic posts, too. There seemed to be some tension between her and Hebrew Hammer's original forrays on these boards. I think swear words were used, which was awesome. Miss Carol and jaimoe and creepy need to post more....

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I've always thought the personal titles were more amusing, like for Chris G, Hebrew Hammer, G5 and others.

Wow; even though that confirms my suspicions, I'm surprised that there's that much of a drop as well. And I'm also surprised that my hand-wavey factor for the increase of front page content is almost spot on.

Who do you miss? Maybe if you let them know you miss them, they will come back... Naw, I don't want no "Monkey's Paw" former board commters coming back all mangled and stuff. It's just the way things are; people get busy, get interested in something else; some people on internet boards se...

I've looked at that list recently, and I'm kind of sad that so many people that used to be heavy regulars don't post here any more.

My confidence is not really inspired by a demographic research company that doesn't understand proper usage of line graphs.

Don't TV shows generally have free admission, you stupid piece of shit self-linking spamming fuckstain?

Your names aren't orange!! For the love of God, make the names orange!!!!

Otherwise, yeah, it's okay.