“Sex Sting” by former Dead Milkmen guitarist Joe Jack Talcum from a new internet single featuring two demos for an upcoming album by his band, the Cheesies.

“But she wasn’t really 14 / And she wasn’t really a she / She was a guy who worked for the FBI / Sex sting / I wish I had not typed those dirty links / I wish I had not sent those naughty things / to the undercover pig / Now I’m caught in a sex sting.”

Previously: I’m a Happy Imbecile: Butterfly Joe.