CARBONATED WATER, GLUCOSE, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, TAURINE, SODIUM CITRATE, COLOR ADDED, PANAX GINSENG ROOT EXTRACT, L-CARNITINE, CAFFEINE, SORBIC ACID, BENZOIC ACID, NIACINAMIDE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, GLUCURONOLACTONE, INOSITOL, GUARANA SEED EXTRACT, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE, SUCRALOSE, RIBOFLAVIN, MALTODEXTRIN, CYANOCOBALAMIN
Those are the ingredients of Monster Energy drink. Mmm. . . . According to the people at the company, that liquid “delivers twice the buzz of a regular energy drink.” I’m not 100% what a “regular energy” drink is. Is there an irregular energy drink that’s concocted by some gray market beverage company, or is it something that is an analogue to carbonated prune juice? And does the “buzz” have something to do with a drone in one’s ears?