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by Johnny Loftus
Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:51 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Happy Birthday Derek Phillips
Replies: 25
Views: 4441

Jake wrote: I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating. I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.
Phil Wise gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
JTL
by Johnny Loftus
Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:58 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Vader on "Fortune"
Replies: 1
Views: 600

Vader on "Fortune"

Darth Vader on "Wheel of Fortune":

http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/

This link is almost as great as Burger King's "King vs Vader" silent movie.
by Johnny Loftus
Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Get ready for the 90s revival
Replies: 24
Views: 3333

Awesome inclusions: "Absynthe," Gits; "Freak Me," Silk ("I wanna get FREAKY wit' you!"); "Mockingbirds," Grant Lee Buffalo; "Birthday Cake," Cibo Matto Fucking crime that it's not on here: "Drinking in LA" by Bran Van 3000. No song defined slackerism/restless youth/apathy better in the canon of 1990...
by Johnny Loftus
Fri May 20, 2005 12:47 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Gwen Stefani is Bananas
Replies: 34
Views: 7006

I don't care if she's overexposed. What's wrong with ridiculosity in pop music - what kind of name is "Sloopy" for a girl, anyway? Yet everyone agrees that's a pop song for the ages. No one here is saying LAMB is a classic. (Yet.) But don't fault the lady for having some gibberish fun. I stand by my...
by Johnny Loftus
Thu May 12, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Dave Chappelle Inks $50 Million Deal
Replies: 65
Views: 9938

"NEW YORK--In a move designed to appease its target demographic, Comedy Central has elected to replace its sketch comedy hit "Chappelle's Show" with the lifestyle and fancy sunglasses variety show "LaChappelle's Show". The half-hour program will star celebrity photographer, video director, and cad-a...
by Johnny Loftus
Wed May 11, 2005 9:03 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Dave Chappelle Inks $50 Million Deal
Replies: 65
Views: 9938

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
by Johnny Loftus
Fri May 06, 2005 10:32 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Guitar Wolf's Billy dead of heart attack.
Replies: 10
Views: 1220

I liked Billy (RIP) and Toru a lot. They were like those two guys that help out Banderas in 'Desperado', you know, the ones with rocket launchers in their guitar cases. And what about the foxy mercernary/arms dealer (or whatever she was?) She was awesome. No question: Seiji is the coolest man on the...
by Johnny Loftus
Thu May 05, 2005 9:59 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Saturday: Detholz, Hard Lessons @ Schubas
Replies: 7
Views: 823

Sounds like all yous and your mothers better be at Schubas Saturday night. Damn, I wish I could make it into town.

JTL
by Johnny Loftus
Thu May 05, 2005 9:05 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Saturday: Detholz, Hard Lessons @ Schubas
Replies: 7
Views: 823

Saturday: Detholz, Hard Lessons @ Schubas

Just announced! Detholz! Hard Lessons 5/7/2005 Schubas The Chicago GloNo crew knows all about Detholz. But what about The Hard Lessons ? Without a doubt, the trio is one of the strongest young groups in Detroit right now. Ragged and youthful, they mix vintage garage/max R&B stomp (Castaways, Seeds) ...
by Johnny Loftus
Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:59 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Pitchfork Pitchforks Louis XIV
Replies: 10
Views: 1117

hebrew hammer wrote:
Your mom's juvenile!

In all seriousness, though, Louis XIV suck.
No, I'M Juvenile! Now back dat azz up, bitch!