Pitchfork Pitchforks Louis XIV

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Pitchfork Pitchforks Louis XIV

Post by Herb Tarlek » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:20 pm

Some funny shit......

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-re ... kept.shtml

.....and yet amazingly accurate.

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Post by infectiousdisease » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:04 am

Alright, I'm giving Pitchfork a clean slate from here on out. That definitely redeems most everything else that they've done to anger me, ever.

Except not. Still awesome though.

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Post by steve-o » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:22 pm

And then I'm like, fuck you, bitch. I'm a fuck machine with only one speed: fuck.
Hah! I swear that should have been one of Dennis Hopper's lines from Blue Velvet.

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Post by hebrew hammer » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:25 pm

Yeah, I love that review. I love all reviews where an album is just getting the shit kicked out of it by the reviewer. It's funny because its true.
-Sweet! Like that's our hope. We're thinking maybe kids won't know about the bands we sound like so they won't be annoyed at how shamelessly we ripped them. It's like, as long as the songs are good, right? They get what they want--rock music that sounds like what they're told the best rock music is supposed to sound like, and I get what I want-- pussysex with sweet virgins right in their dickholes. That's the shit I'm on, man. Man.
This review might have been unnecessary though. Louis XIV practically wrote this review for the reviewers with this atrocity.
Ah chocolate girl, you're looking like something I want
(finding out true love is blind)
Ah and your little Asian friend she can come if she wants
(finding out true love is blind)
I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup
(finding out true love is blind)
You know it's the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up
(finding out true love is blind)
Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed
(finding out true love is blind)
And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need
(finding out true love is blind)
I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books
(finding out true love is blind)
And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks
(finding out true love is blind)
What dude?

These are some of the worst lyrics I've ever seen. This album is a tumor upon the testicle of music.

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Post by Jake » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:35 pm

hebrew hammer wrote:This album is a tumor upon the testicle of music.
Ha! Quote of the day.

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Post by madness » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:54 pm

Jake wrote: Ha! Quote of the day.
Jake, that quote is as juvenile as that Pitchfork review. Louis XIV are awesome.

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Post by Jake » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:08 pm

madness wrote:Jake, that quote is as juvenile as that Pitchfork review.
Which is still, amazingly, somehow less juvenile than Louis XIV.

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Post by hebrew hammer » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:56 pm

madness wrote:
Jake, that quote is as juvenile as that Pitchfork review. Louis XIV are awesome.
Your mom's juvenile!

In all seriousness, though, Louis XIV suck.

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Post by infectiousdisease » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:41 pm

I dunno...I have to admit, for the first 20 seconds or so I really quite enjoyed 'Finding out True Love is Blind'. It seemed like it had potential. But from the second the lyrics start...it's just misogynistic, and racist, and just...it fills me with contempt.

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Post by Johnny Loftus » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:59 pm

hebrew hammer wrote:
Your mom's juvenile!

In all seriousness, though, Louis XIV suck.
No, I'M Juvenile! Now back dat azz up, bitch!

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