What NOT to Name Your Spawn

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Re: salute!

Post by D. Phillips » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:55 pm

amy wrote:My husband works with somebody named "E. PLURIBUS THURMAN." This is not a joke, but it's pretty damned hilarious to me anyway.
Funny thing is that "E" stands for Eric.

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Post by KC32 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:55 am

I'm sorry, but that's way too much work. A passe' Passat!

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Post by Stacey K » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:39 pm

I just met someone named Screech. But he was German, so it was spelled Screitch or something... and with the accent, was pronounced as "disgusting sex tape."

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Post by worpswede » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:32 pm

I'm watching this thread with a curious eye as we (the SLF and I) have yet to come to a mutual agreement on what to name our (sex unknown) baby.
Some girl names that I've mentioned that she has completely shut down:
Tuesday (yes, Tuesday Weld, hubba hubba)
Nico (for all tomorrow's parties)
Edie (and the Warhol references just keep on coming)
Clarinda (inside reference in which she determined it sounded like "a witch")
Then, I get hit with the dismissive "your choices always have some retarded music connotation" comment: "I'm surprised you haven't mentioned 'Chan' yet."
So fuck it. She can name the baby whatever. I will refer to it as "Shitass."

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