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Post by hausofjl » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:05 pm

Mixmaster Shecky wrote:Aw shit, I been killed by grizzlies so many times I lost count. Tell Fester to suck it up.
hahaha, i wish more people had a positive attitude about grizzly bear deaths and some random jackass' son.

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Post by Tullio » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:58 pm

Hey Lita, didn't your son also star in Brokeback Mountain????? Was he the one on the bottom??? Go Grizzlies!!!!!!

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Post by n8 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:46 pm

Tullio wrote:Hey Lita, didn't your son also star in Brokeback Mountain????? Was he the one on the bottom??? Go Grizzlies!!!!!!
god, i'm sick of jokes about brokeback mountain. because none of them are funny, and that was a good movie.

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Post by worpswede » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:44 am

And Tullio is actually...

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Post by Geri » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:00 pm

And Tullio is actually... Timothy Treadwell

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Post by quasarwutwut » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:51 pm

n8 wrote:god, i'm sick of jokes about brokeback mountain. because none of them are funny, and that was a good movie.
Say, that reminds me: How many gay cowboys does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

Nope, it takes three!

... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over:
How come it takes three gay cowboys to screw up a lightbulb?

Cause they're so durn stupid!


Hah!

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Post by n8 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:56 pm

quasarwutwut wrote:
n8 wrote:god, i'm sick of jokes about brokeback mountain. because none of them are funny, and that was a good movie.
Say, that reminds me: How many gay cowboys does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

Nope, it takes three!

... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over:
How come it takes three gay cowboys to screw up a lightbulb?

Cause they're so durn stupid!


Hah!
no no, gay cowboy jokes are great.

here's one:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

A gay cowboy.

Oh good, I thought it was you. Come on in the tent. My pants are already off.

***

What I don't like is any joke or quip using the terms brokeback, mountain, or brokeback mountain, EXCEPT my own clever title for a gay cowboy porno flick, which would be called Brokeback Mountin'.

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Post by Geri » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:43 pm

"What I don't like is any joke or quip using the terms brokeback, mountain, or brokeback mountain, EXCEPT my own clever title for a gay cowboy porno flick, which would be called Brokeback Mountin'"







What is wrong with plain old good old mountain jokes? People love mountain jokes!!! No mountain jokes on this board? I don't know if I could take that.

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Post by n8 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:48 pm

Geri wrote:"What I don't like is any joke or quip using the terms brokeback, mountain, or brokeback mountain, EXCEPT my own clever title for a gay cowboy porno flick, which would be called Brokeback Mountin'"







What is wrong with plain old good old mountain jokes? People love mountain jokes!!! No mountain jokes on this board? I don't know if I could take that.
you got any good mountain jokes? let's hear 'em!

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Post by Geri » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:52 pm

Lets see now... ok this one has nothing to do with BROKEBACK Mountain so don't get mad.



Ok there was two gay cowboys that just came down from the mountain in Wyoming. One wasn't feeling well so he decided he had better go see a Dr.

The Doctor told him he had AIDS.


The cowboy asked "what can I do"

The Doctor replied " Go home and eat 6 jalapena peppers,a couple links of hot sausage, a few hot chicken wings and a cup of granola."

the cowboy asks " Is this gonna cure me?'

"no" said the Doctor, "but it is going to remind you what your asshole is meant to be used for"


HERES ANOTHER This brings back memories. My father used to sing me this when I was just a little child. It used to help me sleep.


" She'll be cumiin round the mountain when she cums, she'll be cummin round the mountain when she cums..... she'll be cummin round that mountain she'll be cummin round that mountain, she'll be cummin round that mountain when she cums..........She'll be... riding six white horses when she cums.. she'll be riding six white horses when she cums......and on and on

What a treasured memory. Thats why I love mountain jokes.

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