Chris Brown Beats Rihanna Half to Death

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Chris Brown Beats Rihanna Half to Death

Postby Jake » Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:19 pm

Report: Rihanna Named As Victim in Chris Brown Battery Case

I do not understand how any man could lay a hand on a woman this fine. Or any woman, of course. But one that fine? Damn. Dumb kid.

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Postby D. Phillips » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:00 pm

I have to admit to often having fantasies of beating you with a shoe.

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Postby Jake » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:23 pm

Are you saying you think I'm as fine as my girl, Rihanna? Or just that you'd like to beat me with a shoe?

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Postby D. Phillips » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:01 am

I just want to beat you with a shoe...or a fish.

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Postby jaimoe0 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:09 am

I would pay to see the fish thing.

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Postby Mixmaster Shecky » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:03 pm

Hey - easy money. Sell tickets to a live stream of the fish-beating. I would suggest a lake trout; you can get a good grip on their tail.

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Postby Jake » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:39 am

Kanye on Rihanna:

"I know Rihanna a bit better because I went on tour with her and we vibed out on a lot of creative ideas with the touring," he said. "I gave her all these references of Grace Jones and [photographer] Jean-Paul Goude, back in the '80s when pop stars took it to a whole 'nother level. I felt and feel like Rihanna is so important to our culture, to pop music. I feel that she is the most important artist in music and has the most potential. For her taste level at her age and the songs she does and her style. She has the potential to be the greatest artist of all time. In that sense, I feel like she's my baby sis, and I would do any and everything to help her in any situation."


Is that...humility...coming from Kanye?

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Postby quasarwutwut » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:45 pm

Derek on the left, Jake on the right:

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Postby Sven Killer Robot Spacema » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:32 pm

As far as what Chris is goin' through. ..um I mean you know. ..he do what he do....you know? . I mean basically... Chris do what he do...
As far as Chris go..it's about respeck. ..you know what I mean? He goin' through what he goin through..and I think a lot of people make a big deal out of it because he rich or he black or whatever..I mean..you know...

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Postby worpswede » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:58 pm

Yeah, I love how all these supporters of Chris are coming out a just him-hawing the whole thing. Then the agents or whoever get involved an issue a public retraction. I mean, if you're going to come across as an uncaring moron then stand by it. If it ends up damaging your career, then maybe you were too stupid to have one in the first place. Seriously, how dumb does one have to be to say jack shit about this if it's anything but "Chris Brown needs to be locked up for hitting a woman." The moment you start defending actions like that is the moment your ability to your coverage in media taken away from you.
To use the excuse that you didn't know the details about the event is a lie. Christ, my boss who is in her late 50's knew all about this and she is far from a R&B hipster.


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