GLONO Founder Profiled on Detour

Glorious Noise founder, Jake Brown, is profiled on Detour and some shocking secrets are revealed. For instance, did you know:

• Jake Hates Phone Conversation – It’s true. We’ve been best friends for 20 years and I don’t even have his phone number.

• Jake Thinks He’s Lester Bangs – He’s told us all for years that the name, Glorious Noise, is a Lester Bangs reference but NOBODY can find those words uttered in any of Bangs’ work.

• Jake Still Reads Pitchfork – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…what a poser!

• Jake TiVos Soap Operas – The Young & the Restless? Seriously? That’s just sad.

Read more of Jake’s shameful admissions and prepare your mocking posts. Now’s your time for revenge, Grounded5am…

4 thoughts on “GLONO Founder Profiled on Detour”

  1. You caught him on the one day he combed his hair. When it’s messy it looks just like Son of Sam’s hairdo. I am waiting for the time when kids go to the barber and ask for the “Berkowitz”. Then I will say I know who started that shit.

  2. Aw man. Why you gotta do me like that, Mookie? The Son of Sam was not an attractive fellow. At all. That’s mean!

    In addition, I don’t think a comb has actually touched my head in what must be close to twenty years…

  3. You don’t look like Son of Sam. You just have his haircut (or he has yours–I don’t have a dog in that fight).

    There are mobs of people that have my haircut but are nowhere near as pretty in the face as me. That’s what sets me apart. Same with you. Only there is really only one other person with your haircut (when it’s messed up) and it happens to be Son of Sam. But still, you are much, much more attractive than him. No contest, really. You get my point.

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