Glorious Noise founder, Jake Brown, is profiled on Detour and some shocking secrets are revealed. For instance, did you know:
• Jake Hates Phone Conversation – It’s true. We’ve been best friends for 20 years and I don’t even have his phone number.
• Jake Thinks He’s Lester Bangs – He’s told us all for years that the name, Glorious Noise, is a Lester Bangs reference but NOBODY can find those words uttered in any of Bangs’ work.
• Jake Still Reads Pitchfork – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…what a poser!
• Jake TiVos Soap Operas – The Young & the Restless? Seriously? That’s just sad.
Read more of Jake’s shameful admissions and prepare your mocking posts. Now’s your time for revenge, Grounded5am…