Not sure who writes the Foo Fighters‘ concert rider, but the author is a funny motherfucker:

**ALSO-let’s try to think outside the box as we consider the CHICKEN BREAST. A bunch of lightly cooked chicken breasts with goo on them are not fun, not exciting and definitely not going to GET YOU A HUG FROM OUR BASS PLAYER, NATE. (He’s the real people person, not the guy from Nirvana).

From their videos, it’s obvious Dave Grohl and his crew have great senses of humor. And this is the funniest rider we’ve seen since Iggy and the Stooges Concert Rider in 2006. Come on, famous bands, get with it: bring the funny!